Fresh off her Oscar win, Sandra Bullock has essentially confirmed rumors (by moving out of her house) that her husband Jesse James cheated on her with someone named Michelle “Bombshell” McGee (pictured above). To top it off, apparently Jesse didn’t even wear underwear or condoms while he was cheating. I guess he no longer “has her back”. He did apologize though. In a public letter, like we all do, when we cheat on our women.

Speaking of having a bad week, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was charged with selling booze to minors during a party at her house that ended with the drunk driving death of a teenager. Wait, it gets better. “Snooki’s” mom was home during the party. And just think, without Jersey Shore, none of us would have known about this. Yes, I hate MTV even more now too.

A little while back Lindsay Lohan did a bunch of bragging about how she “saved children” in her visit to India. One problem there… India says she didn’t and now they want to ban Lindsay from the country. Oh well, been there, done that, right Lilo?

Like we didn’t see this one coming… Eliot Spitzer’s high-priced call girl Ashley Dupre landed the cover of the May issue of Playboy magazine. One problem though: while lying down surrounded by candles for some of the photos, several strands of Ashley’s hair caught fire and had to be promptly extinguished. Much like my enthusiasm for anything Playboy has done with their magazine lately (online it’s still cool though!).

Michael Jackson just signed a $200 million record deal. That’s right, the dead Michael Jackson. Sony Music Entertainment is the buyer. In other news, Latoya Jackson is still weird-looking.

Speaking of Michael Jackson, the syringe used in Michael Jackson’s death may be auctioned for $5 million. Yep. You read that right. The Jackson family is said to be furious that someone is trying to profit from the Jackson’s death. As opposed to like they did when he was alive.

Last week I told you about how Heidi Montag dumped her ‘husband’ Spencer Pratt as her manager. Now comes news that Spencer’s not even welcome on the show that made him ‘famous’, The Hills. Something about him allegedly threatening to kill a female producer. Oh boy, the downhill slide is just beginning for Spencer. This is going to be fun.

Speaking of having problems Lady Gaga appeared to be having some on stage during her performance of Bad Romance in New Zealand recently. Gaga walked around looking disoriented, lip-synched half the song, was barely able to move her hands and spent most of the song lying down on the floor. In other words, she was doing her impression of a Britney Spears performance.

Sandy Bullock isn’t the only with significant other issues, Kate Winslet and her husband Sam Mendes broke up, and their lawyers said the split was entirely amicable, natch. Meanwhile, on the other side of the pond, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy are no more. A source told People magazine, “It wasn’t contentious. It had kind of just run its course … ” Much like Jamie’s career, it was bound to end sometime.

Getting shoved out of his TV dream job as Tonight Show host is going to make Conan O’Brien a movie star. Maybe. Early talks are underway to make a documentary our of his The Legally Prohibited From Being Funny on Television Tour. The folks at NBC just keep looking smarter and smarter.

Mischa Barton (you remember her, right?) is broke. Again. Mischa was so hungry when she went grocery shopping on Monday night that she dipped into the groceries she was waiting in line to purchase and started eating some cooked pasta. That’s not even the funny bad part. When she went to pay her credit card was declined. Doh! Back to the casting couch!

Is Germany short on hot celebrity babes? I only say that because their FHM calendar is filled with non-German women such as Lady Gaga, Mischa Barton, and Katy Perry. Not that I am complaining… Also included in their calendar are Andrea Kaiser, Fiona Erdmann, Eva Habermann, Nicole Scherzinger, Monica Ivancan, Eliza Dushku, Gina-Lisa Lohfink, Pixie Lott, and Romina Becks. I’ve heard of seven of the 12 ladies. How many do you recognize?

Otherwise, she looks like this. An no one needs to see that. Ever.

More Mischa Barton all prettied up here and here.

If you say yes, then there’s a slightly bigger chance you’ll see more of her in 2009. If not, it’s adios Mischa…

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