Winning the lottery sounds like a dream come true; with things the way they are this day and age in the aftermath of “the great recession,” having a few extra thousand or million dollars in your proverbial piggy bank would be a nice change of pace. ...more.

This headline might be misleading. I assume that if you buy a vagina at a store, you'd have to pay the customary sales tax. But if you buy it at a whorehouse like the Bunny Ranch, you will still be nice and tax free....more.

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool.com10. Traveling in basketball. You get the feeling that as soon as he invented the game, James Naismith started bitching about how the players weren't dribbling enough.9. Defensive pass interference. The rules may change, but the whining does not. Oh, and your opinion is entirely dependent on your view of the laundry, of course.8. Tattoos on players. Don't they reali ...more.

by DMtShooter, Five Tool ToolThe NBA's Development League is experimenting with letting division winners choose their first round opponent. Why should the parent league follow suit?10. Gives the Celtics their best chance to get home-court advantage in every game9. Makes Mark Cuban bitter that he can't go back in time and duck the Warriors8. Allows the league to make sure LeBron James is always pla ...more.

Via Carcino.gen.nz comes this comic which amused me more than it should have....more.

The Bank of Zimbabwe is releasing a $10 trillion note, roughly the equivalent of 30 US dollars. Yeah. So we'd all be like quadrillionaires. Zimbabwe: Land of dreams."In a move meant to ensure that the public has access to their money from banks, the Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe has introduced a new family of banknotes which will gradually come into circulation, starting with the Z$10 trillion," Z ...more.

A collection of strippers from NYC strip club Scores are suing the establishment for taking 10 cents off of every dollar the whores received from patrons using the club's fake money. Whose side am I on? The fake money, probably....more.

Remember Natalie Dylan, the college girl auctioning off her virginity to pay for "school" or "drugs" or whatever? Well, she's got a going rate now: somewhere between $1 million and $3.8 million....more.