Welcome to the 2009 edition of our Sexiest Woman in the World event! As I stated last year, there are many sites and magazines that do this and in most cases they get it wrong (see Lohan, Lindsay; Spears, Britney; and Mills, Heather). Last year you, my awesome readers, voted Kate Beckinsale as the 2008 Sexiest Female on the Planet and I couldn't have been more pleased with your taste. Let's try no ...more.

That's the only way I can explain how a woman Monica Bellucci's age can continue to get better looking and more sexy with each passing month. I think she drinks the blood of beautiful young virgins, but don't hold me to that.Of course, the graphic artists at Prestige magazine may have had something to do with how good Monica looks here, but if you've ever seen candids of her there is no arguing he ...more.

Seeing Monica Bellucci topless is nothing new to those of use in the "business" (no idea what that means), but seeing Monica Bellucci topless is also something that never, ever gets old...Damn, she has a righteous rack for a woman of her vintage. And vintage is the absolutely correct term to use when discussing Monica Bellucci.To see Monica Bellucci's topless pics uncensored, click here.And more S ...more.

Yesterday it was Jessica Gomes topless for GQ Italy, today it's Monica Bellucci. Seriously, I need to move to Italy.Is being a photographer for GQ Italy perhaps the greatest job in the entire Universe? Signs say yes...More Monica Bellucci awesomeness here. ...more.

Monica Bellucci's one of those chicks that you make love to... not f--- in the a-- and spit all over and then toss $50 at her for her time. THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS A HALLMARK MOMENT... ...more.

In a article that I am envious of the research that must have gone into it, Complex picked the 10 actresses over the age of 40 that they find the hottest. Unlike me, who doesn't care about things like actually having a career, they made their picks with some guidelines:(1) Must have a viable career in 2008. Sorry, Stacey Dash. (2) No one with obvious *cough* Nicole Kidman *cough* plastic surgery. ...more.

Here are some pics of Monica Bellucci showing off some whore cleavage at some movie premiere. This bitch is amazingly hot... AND RAIN IS WET AND THE SKY IS BLUE. ...more.

Monica Bellucci recently did a photoshoot for Madame Figaro magazine, whatever the hell that is, and either they have the greatest graphic artist in the world or Monica is the hottest 39 or 43 year-old in the world, depending on which source you use.So now we have the hottest 35 year-old determined and the hottest 39/43 year-old determined. Maybe I need to do this year by year. That'd be cool. Dib ...more.