What if I were to tell you that a mere fourteen years ago, a dance crew of pre-pubescent boys emulated the popular male erotic dancers from Chippendales and not only did no one stop them, but they also became somewhat famous? You'd probably say I'm stoned. And you'd be right. But that doesn't mean that this didn't happen. Meet The Chippendiddys. ...more.

Sometimes you've just got to be in awe of the dedication and creativeness of people on the Internet (for example, I once made a sandwich with not just jelly, but also peanut butter. Please pick up your jaw). Take a look at this, via SatinMovie.com, a full receipt of costs from the events of The Hangover. ...more.

I'm a big fan of trailer remixes and this one mixing Saw and Home Alone certainly tickles my trailer-remix bone. Not for the faint of heart, especially if you're a wool cap-clad criminal. ...more.

Romantic comedies are by far the least realistic movies produced by Hollywood each year. KungFu Panda has a more likely plot line and outcome than anything starring Kate Hudson or Sandra Bullock. Most men who were "dragged" to these romantic comedies leave with the wrong idea about what women want. These movies always feature characters doing insanely crazy things to each other only to end up fal ...more.

Anna Nicole Smith was in a movie called "Skyscraper" many years ago. And it was bad. But the reason it was bad was all of the editing the guys did...they removed the true essence of Anna Nicole. That essence which amounted to being a completely stoned, word-botching mess. ...more.

I don't really know what more I could say to convince you to watch this. If the headline of 'Kill Bill + Super Mario sounds = Awesome' didn't do it, nothing will.H/T: The Sublime Blog ...more.

There's clearly money to be made off of video games being turned to movies, but the well is starting to run dry with classic games. Fortunately, there's this fake trailer for a screen adaptation of Dig Dug which, sadly, is better than most video game or comic adaptations coming out this year. ...more.

If you are in a horror movie you might as well not even bother bringing your cell phone because there's a 99.9% chance that it won't get a signal no matter where you are. This montage of the most overused horror movie plot device this decade is more than enough proof of that... So stupid...H/T: Unreality ...more.

It's pretty much the most cliched plot device around, but fictional mobile phone companies never seem to address the lack of a signal fictional customers face at the most inopportune times. Here's a collection of those failures. ...more.

Matthew McConaughey is the patron saint of romantic comedies and with good reason. But he deserves even more credit than he currently gets for his courage. According to a recent report, Matthew McConaughey is faced with a crippling illness...he can't stand up under his own power in a movie poster. ...more.

An oldie from the site but truly, a classic.And actually, I let out a fart at work yesterday and a co-worker heard it.Instead of being ashamed and hanging my head in disgust, I smiled and said, "Hell yea, it was me...gotta problem with it"Be proud of your farts I say, be damn proud... ...more.

NFL: Tila Tequila attorney: Shawne Merriman explanation is 'spin'NFL: Brett Favre 'may not' be up for all 16 Vikings gamesNFL: Ochocinco finds Twitter loophole, promises surpriseNFL: Harrison accuser dies in separate shooting incidentCBK: Former Kentucky coach Billy Gillispie checked into rehab SOCCER: UK pardons soccer fan for attempted murderUFC: Cro Cop clears the airUFC: Jackson vs. Evans figh ...more.

I've known a few black puppets in my day and this is so what they're like (Li'l Penny excluded...he was a great family man and one of the finest human beings I've known). Meet the Black Devil Doll...he's militant, surly, perpetually horny, and he also really seems to enjoy killing white women. It's a horror, it's a parody, it's intentionally corny, and it's amaaaazing. The NSFWish (language/vio ...more.

Maggie Grace is a pretty hot chick and Taken, with Liam Neeson, was a pretty good movie. But one overly distracting thing in the movie was the way Maggie Grace ran in the film. To compare her running style to a retarded person is probably extremely insulting to the disabled. Check out all the clips of her running in one convenient video after the jump. ...more.