Via Channelate comes this graphic illustration of what seems to be the perfect crime. ...more.

Via Reddit comes this old comic chronicling the friendship between Donald Duck and Goofy. ...more.

Many cops got into the business of, um, coppery for the thrill of the action. So you could imagine their disappointment when the job isn't as exciting as TV made it out to be.From Friday though Thursday, 10 people were murdered. Most are unsolved. Most didn't have any particular rhyme or reason: Man shot in an apparent robbery. Man shot to death in argument with two men. Man shot in possible dr ...more.

From Penny Arcade comes this fun little comic about a game I would totally play if it were real....more.

Via Explosm comes this helpful guide on the power of the pocket knife....more.

An American girl has been accused of murdering a female roommate in Italy after some kinky sex games which resulted in the roommate being stabbed several times (about as sexy as bathing Joan Rivers). She's responded by smiling, chit-chatting, and generally being kind of a douchebag in Italian court.She grins and chats. On Valentine's Day, she sported a T-shirt that read "All You Need Is Love." ...more.

Via SMBC comes this comic which teaches us about the superstitions of Ancient Greeks....more.

A former Mr. Gay UK was convicted of killing an eating an ex. His sentencer, Judge James Stewart, was less than pleased.He told Morley: "Not only did you murder your victim by cutting his throat and stabbing him but you cut him up, cooked him and ate part of him."Before this case I had associated cannibalism with eras long gone, with the tale of Robinson Crusoe. No longer."You have plumbed ...more.

This story just made me sad. A bear had its head stuck in a jug and then it got gunned down in its prime.Minnesota wildlife officials tried for six days to capture a bear that had a plastic jar stuck over its head, but ended up killing the animal after it wandered into a city during a festival.The wild black bear -- whose head got stuck inside a 2½-gallon clear plastic jug presumably while ...more.

It's very rare that murder can be so adorable but when you have a 2-month old puppy taking out a 2-month old infant, it's just about as cute as it could possibly be. I guess unless you're the parents...but what are the odds they're reading?"There can be only one, human."For now--- police believe a black labrador puppy attacked and killed the baby.The boy died inside the home at 101st and E ...more.

There's awesome, there's really awesome, and then there's drunk driver plowing into a bike race in Mexico awesome.A car has plowed into a bike race along a highway near the US-Mexico border, killing one and injuring 10 others.Police investigator Jose Alfredo Rodriguez says the 28-year-old driver was apparently drunk and fell asleep when he crashed into the race.A photograph taken by a city ...more.

Some bitch I don't know who just looks/sounds cunty misspoke on Fox News, saying "Osama" instead of "Obama" when discussing Hillary Clinton's statement that Barack Obama might find himself assassinated like Robert Kennedy. Oh and then she said that both Obama and Osama bin Laden "would both be assassinated, ideally."Hmm, call me crazy, but I'm thinking that, as Hillary proved, implying that t ...more.

Did you see Semi Pro? Well, you're not alone in answering "no" to that question. But I did. And I will forever remember Rocky the Bear as making one of the only humorous contributions to the film, as seen in the video below. Anyway, Rocky the Bear just killed a man.A grizzly bear that appeared in a recent Will Ferrell movie killed a 39-year-old trainer with a bite to his neck Tuesday and h ...more.

Some 3rd graders in special ed classes in Georgia plotted to kill their teacher, but were "thwarted" by school officials. Story of the year? Perhaps.The students allegedly brought to school a broken steak knife, a roll of duct tape, handcuffs, ribbon and a crystal paperweight in a bid to kill their teacher, Belle Carter, the paper reports."We did not hear anybody say they intended to kill ...more.