Nadine Velazquez recently attended the 13th Annual Art Directors Guild Awards, because, um, I guess because she's hot and is on TV. There you go...This is one of those cases where a woman can look just as sexy in clothing as she can not in clothing. A rarity, but it does happen. It's like Haley's Comet, only slower and more likely to induce wood, or something... I am high on cough syrup, so just i ...more.

Welcome to the 2009 edition of our Sexiest Woman in the World event! As I stated last year, there are many sites and magazines that do this and in most cases they get it wrong (see Lohan, Lindsay; Spears, Britney; and Mills, Heather). Last year you, my awesome readers, voted Kate Beckinsale as the 2008 Sexiest Female on the Planet and I couldn't have been more pleased with your taste. Let's try no ...more.

This Nadine Velazquez continues to impress the hell out of me. I still haven't seen that TV she is on, but gosh darn it, one of these days I will. It's the least I can do to reward her for this dress she is wearing.Not to mention the awesome video she made, and posing in her underwear, twice, okay, three times... Chick knows where her bread gets buttered... ...more.

This is the first time in four posts that I have done on Nadine Velazquez that she isn't in her underwear. If you stick around the video long enough to see her bouncing and dancing in the mirror, you'll realize that even though she isn't in her underwear, it's still pretty damn awesome. ...more.

This is the third post I have done on My Name is Earl's Nadine Velazquez. In all three posts Nadine has been in nothing but her undergarments. I think I love her.Flexibility in hotties is a wonderful attribute, don't you think? ...more.

Quick reminder on just who the heck Nadine Velazquez is (basically because I can't remember and I am looking it up, so you get to share with me). Oh yeah, she's on that show I don't watch My Name is Earl.Does she also not wear a top on that show? Because if so, I may have set the ole DVR. ...more.

Nadine Velazquez is on some show called My Name is Earl. I don't watch it because I am too busy helping orphans and old ladies during my off-work hours, but I do know a hot piece of ass when I see it and Nadine is one of those.If you like what you see, please feel free to cast a vote for Nadine here. We don't want any more errors like Lindsay Lohan being named most sexy anything ever again. ...more.