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Unfortunately (especially since I stayed awake through the marathon of a show to hopefully see it), Mickey Rourke did not win the Oscar last night. I would have given anything to see Rourke up there in all his uncensored glory. Like for example, when he won the Independent Spirit Award for best actor right before the Oscars, whatever that is... (Be sure to note the camera shot of Anne Hathaway rig ...more.

Back in June I posted Natalie Portman going all gangsta on SNL and now we have the uncensored version to enjoy and watch in awe... Seeing Natalie Portman doing this amuses me so much. That and seeing her boobies.H/T: Buzzfeed ...more.

Welcome to the 2009 edition of our Sexiest Woman in the World event! As I stated last year, there are many sites and magazines that do this and in most cases they get it wrong (see Lohan, Lindsay; Spears, Britney; and Mills, Heather). Last year you, my awesome readers, voted Kate Beckinsale as the 2008 Sexiest Female on the Planet and I couldn't have been more pleased with your taste. Let's try no ...more.

Fabulous photos of Natalie Portman filming Love and Other Impossible Pursuits in New York City. SHE'S SMOKIN' IN MAKEUP AND OUT... ...more.

Saturday I clued you in to some skanks that got dressed up for Halloween. Mostly they looked pretty good actually, but they weren't the only hot celeb tuna that got dressed up for the big holiday, there were lots more and here they are (skanks included)...Enjoy AnnaLynne McCord, Aubrey O'Day (again), Carmen Electra, Christina Milian, Coco, Eliza Dushku, Heidi Klum, Jessica Alba (in the second lame ...more.

3 Things I learned from this pic...1. Natalie Portman is still amazingly hot2. Toby Maguire is probably not gay3. Maybe its a good thing Toby Maguire didn't wear his spidey suit. Not a lot of room to knock down his woodMore pics of Portman at on205th ...more.

I never thought I'd say this, but I sure would like to go to the U.S. Open tennis tournament this year. Why? Here's why...Yes, that is Charlize Theron below, and yes, that is what appears to be a very horned-up Tobey Maguire checking out our little Natalie Portman and her beer in the fourth picture below. ...more.

What, you didn't know Natalie Portman was a mean muggin' bitch?H/T: Sqwable ...more.

TWIBNope, not this week in baseball fellas, its This Week in Birthdays. A lot of hotties this week.June 9thNatalie PortmanJune 10thElizabeth HurleyJune 13thMary Kate and Ashley OlsenJun 14thYasmine BleethJune 15thDina Meyer Courteney Cox ...more.