In the annals of crazy women, you'd find probably every woman ever because they're all insane in some way. BUT! you'd probably find this woman close to the top of the pack because she called 911 after her boyfriend refused to marry her. And she did this multiple times. ...more.

A recently married couple was trying to conceive, only there was a small problem...every time the husband would leave a dose of his baby making magic in her belly, the woman felt huge pains inside. So she came to the conclusion that she might be allergic to his sperm. ...more.

Did you know that there were still Blockbuster stores and, not only that, but that they have people working in them? Oh the crazy things you learn on the Internet. Anyway some 29 year-old guy in Colorado was very intelligent, as evidenced in his employment at Blockbuster, and stabbed himself just to get out of work. ...more.

Sexual harassment happens more than you'd think based upon the prominence of women on society. But usually, it's not quite as brazen as what allegedly happened at the hands and mouth of Christopher Mendoza, a manager at Ruby Tuesday in Pennsylvania. ...more.

Plastic surgeons have a bit of a God complex, but never has it been so present as in this one case from England. A British plastic surgeon took his new wife (whom he married for her "potential") then cut her up left and right for five years, with her approval, to make her into his ideal woman. Yeah. ...more.

If one were to believe the Axe advertisements perpetually on TV, you might think that as soon as you spray Axe on yourself that you'd be violently gang-raped by a wandering troop of women. One man in India is wishing he had such an experience, so he's suing the company for undisclosed damages. ...more.

Pepsi was being sued by some guys who claimed Pepsi stole his idea for bottling and selling water (umm..what). Unfortunately, Pepsi missed a court date. When you miss a court date, in some cases, a judge can hand out a summary judgment against you, which one judge did, costing $1.26 billion. Womp. ...more.

There's a real need for money out there. So much so that robbing a Taco Bell, pretty much the most wealthy of restaurants according to this chihuahua I asked, isn't enough for one guy...he tried to get a job there too. ...more.

A new survey was released this morning from Trojan condoms, taking a look at which universities are best prepared to wrap it up during sexual exploits. Coming in at number 1 is the University of South Carolina Gamecocks, which probably will make many a lazy headline writer happy. See where your alma mater ranks after the jump. ...more.

The Fleshlight is a popular tool for a man's solo ventures into the world of sexuality. It also looks like Thomas the Tank Engine. But this Halloween, the Fleshlight company has made a little extra tweak to its product. One that's a bit perturbing. ...more.

Want to win some crap in a contest AND have some fun with a dead guy (without all that messy embalming fluid)? Well have we found the contest for you. Billy Mays's son, Billy Mays III, is offering up some old Billy Mays products, a Pitchmen Season 1 DVD, and some stickers (contain yourselves) for the best Billy Mays costume this Halloween! ...more.

Dogs are adorable, what with their tails and furry little faces and love of artery clogging meats befitting a fat Midwestern man. But, according to a Canadian study, a trend is emerging that more and more people are naming their pets with human names, which is just ridiculous and needs to be stopped. ...more.

A Western Australian taxi driver lured over 100 drunk young guys into his cab and, well, let's just say that they were the ones getting the tip. PUNS! ...more.

Real or fake? An Australian mom tuned out for a second as her stroller, chock full of baby, rolled in front of an oncoming train. The baby survived with just a bump on the head. Holy sh*tness after the jump. ...more.