Just in case your rage finally subsided over the majority of airlines charging you for bringing luggage, here's a new bit of fun: Starting May 1, all American Airlines flights will be charging $8 if you'd like a blanket and pillow. Way to go, airline industry! ...more.

Obesity is a serious problem in our country and across the globe (except the starving countries who seem to stay remarkably slim, somehow). One Russian man who was in the category of morbidly obese went under the knife to help get a jump on his girth, cutting off more than half of his weight in pounds. ...more.

Having a drug habit is certainly an expensive hobby, much like collecting stamps or comic books then dicing them up and snorting them to feel alive. But in spite of that, buying drugs with a credit card is typically frowned upon. Just ask this Michigan man who attempted to buy crack with his Visa then got robbed at gunpoint. ...more.

I firmly believe that Valentine's Day is just a farce of a holiday that reveals nothing about a relationship other than sharing a common bond over not wanting friends and family to think you're a lonely person incapable of love. But that said, it carries some symbolic weight. So what does it say about people when one-fifth of people polled say they'd rather be with a pet than a partner on Valent ...more.

When people decry lawyers and frivolous lawsuits, fairly or not, the first thing they point to is the 1994 "hot coffee being spilled on an old lady's lap" suit that ended up settling for about $600,000. But people continue to be incompetent, so finally, we can relive the excitement: Another woman, this time in Oregon, is suing McDonald's for the exact same thing. ...more.

File this one under "Signs You Should Not Be Professionally Helping People with Their Anger": A Virginia man was arrested for allegedly pulling a gun on two men who happened to be undercover federal marshals. That's typically cause enough for alarm. But what makes it worse? The man works as a domestic violence and anger management counselor. ...more.

I understand that with so many incidents of school violence over the years, schools have to be more cautious than ever. But there might be such a thing as too cautious, like when a fourth-grader almost gets suspended for having a Lego policeman wielding a toy gun. ...more.

In their annual look at the Drunkest Cities in America (measuring data such as death rates from alcoholic liver disease, booze-fueled car crashes, frequency of binge-drinking in the past 30 days, number of DUI arrests, and severity of DUI penalties), Men's Health has named Fresno, California as America's Drunkest City. Hang your heads high, Fresno. Well, once you're able to get it out from over ...more.

True or not, it's a commonly accepted tome that one of the "American dreams" for a man is to have a threesome with two gals. This can obviously go wrong in a variety of ways. But here's a worst case scenario: Getting stabbed after asking two gals to fulfill your fantasy. ...more.

You may want to remove this teacher from your early nomination ballots for teacher of the year; A Queens, NY teacher implored his "best student" to not fight the kid he was having a rivalry with since the teacher thought that kid was okay. So he asked the student to fight another kid. You may guess that this teacher is in a bit of trouble. ...more.

Restaurants are always a bit desperate to get people in their doors, so it's not uncommon to see "unique" marketing ideas to bring in the customers. But how about sex in the restaurant's bathrooms? One restaurant in the Toronto area is making a bet that this will be their ticket to riches this Valentine's Day. ...more.

After the Christmas Underwear Bomber, I thought we couldn't really get much further down the "private parts potentially exploding" food chain. Welp, scratch that...a new report from Britain's intelligence division says there might be a wave of breast implant bombers coming. ...more.

There's been a lot of buzz around Roxxxy, the world's first "realistic looking" sex ROBOT. Now, available for a paltry $7,000, you can officially buy Roxxxy. Hopefully you'll give her a classier name. I don't think she'll be spending her time away from you as an accountant with a name with three X's in it. ...more.

The things some guys do when breaking into a home is undeniably bizarre. That said, you might have a hard time topping this one: A 20-year-old broke into an elderly woman's home, stole her tuna and ice cream, put one of her bras on his head, then stood over her and watched her sleep. Fortunately, she woke up and chased after him with her catheter bag to get him out. Yeah. ...more.

Fraternities and sororities are known for having fairly unique traditions which make pledges earn their way into the elite organizations. But one sorority at Rutgers University in New Jersey is having problems with their tradition of spanking female pledges with paddles and depriving them of food, leading to six of them getting arrested and the school suspending the sorority indefinitely. ...more.

I wasn't planning on covering this because, well, it's Australia and they do lots of stupid things like jailing people for cartoon porn and whatever. But it's a big story for all the itty bitty lovers out there because, in an effort to curtail kiddy porn and simulated kiddy porn, the Aussie government imposed censorship restrictions on adult films with flat chested gals. ...more.

I think that there's something admirable about people who are really skilled at saving money and being thrifty since I spend money like a crack fiend. But there may be a time where it goes too far, like one woman who fought for over a decade over losing 14 cents on a pre-paid phone bill. Did she win? You'll have to read to find out! Oh, I'm such a tease. ...more.