Anti-gay senator arrested for DUI outside gay club
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Confirming the jokes of a million people across the Internet, well-known anti-gay legislator and California state senator Roy Ashburn, a Republican, was arrested for driving. The juicy part? He was allegedly exiting a gay nightclub. Probably just giving them a stern talking to! Or handies! Maybe both! ...more.20-year-old charged with incest for sexing up 87-year-old relative
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In the annals of the Internet, you can find a lot of terrible and mind-boggling things. But good luck topping this one: A 20-year-old in Florida was charged with having sex over 20 times with an 87-year-old relative who suffers from dementia. ...more.Naked woman found in Wisconsin yard… Small problem: She has a sword
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Typically when you find a nude woman in your daily travels, it's a good day (assuming you don't work at Jack's Emporium of Crazy Fat Naked Ladies). But apparently it is possible to completely ruin the sexiness of a naked woman in your yard by having her screaming, wielding a sword. ...more.Cagefighters in drag beat up thugs
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0 CommentsAt least, that's the impression you can take from this video from the UK in which some thugs try to attack two guys in drag, only to find out that the presumed-trannies were actually cagefighters. Guy-dressed-like-girl power! ...more.China thinks Sweden has a mythical lesbian town
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0 CommentsAny time I read a story that says "mythical lesbian town," I usually wake up with sheets that look like they were doused in baby formula. But apparently this is an actual story...the Chinese media thinks that Sweden has a town inhabited by women where men are barred and sapphic desires are inflamed. ...more.Doctor loses license after drug use, bad boob jobs, and more
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0 CommentsBeing a doctor comes with a lot of responsibility. You have to save lives or at least help people in some tangible way. Or you could buy a lot of drugs, give people bad plastic surgery, and "forcibly kiss" a patient. Either/or is probably fine. ...more.11 year-old leads cops on drunken car chase
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2 CommentsEver think about having kids? WELL FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP. Look no further than this 11 year-old who, at 3 in the morning, got into a 50 mile high speed chase with police. Oh yeah, and he was drunk. ...more.Divorce judge starts beating off during court session
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1 CommentsDivorce is an ugly ugly situation. Unless you're a judge who needs to get off, then, by all means. Such is the case with Judge Kevin Moriarty, a Kansas judge who allegedly started whacking it after asking a couple getting divorced about the wife's underwear and sex life. ...more.Wow that is a lot of McDonald's
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0 CommentsWhat you're seeing is a map of the US as marked by distance to the nearest McDonald's. The furthest distance you can be from a McDonald's is 107 miles. Which is convenient if Ronald McDonald is stalking you, but somewhat perturbing all the same. ...more.Hitler may not be dead. For real
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3 CommentsI think we can agree that Adolf Hitler was kind of a meanie (sorry for such harsh language). Well, bad news...you know how we all thought he committed suicide in his bunker? Yeah, might not be true. The skull they found was DNA tested and, spoiler alert, it wasn't Hitler. ...more.Pilot uses flying powers for evil, stalking
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0 CommentsIn spite of their cool demeanors, pilots are people with feelings too. And as people with feelings, sometimes they drop propaganda from an airplane to insinuate that their ex-girlfriend is a racial epithet whore. So relatable! ...more.Perhaps this would be a good time to stop masturbating
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0 CommentsTruckdriving seems difficult enough to do on its own. Given that, I can't imagine ramping up the degree of difficulty by pleasuring yourself while driving, as was the case with one German truck driver who whacked away even after the police got there. Classy. ...more.Cows are sluts
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1 CommentsNew Jersey apparently has no laws against bestiality, so one cop thought it'd be cool to let some calves suckle on his johnson. Apparently that wasn't "okay" according to the man, since he got charged with animal cruelty. But don't worry, cow blowjob-lovers...he got off scot free! ...more.Swedish military bras "bust," force female soldiers to undress
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2 CommentsPeople say we don't hear enough about how genuinely terrible war is. I disagree. War sucks, I have friends and beloved readers who have served/are serving..not fun. So how about the brighter side of war...like women in the Swedish military busting through their bras since they're so cheaply made. Hooray! ...more.The 1943 guide for hiring women
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3 CommentsSomething I haven't told you guys yet is that sometime in the next month, this little blog will be a part of a new company I'm heading up (more details to come, obviously). Which means hiring employees and such. Fortunately, now I have this helpful World War II-era guide to help me figure out which women are the best for hiring. Ladies, prepare your sexist outrage. ...more.Note to stoners: Bibles make good rolling paper
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2 CommentsSacrilege, drugs, parental betrayal, this story has it all! An Ohio teen was arrested after his mom called the cops on him for making a "marijuana cigarette" out of a Bible page. Fun! ...more.Best teacher sex story ever, without question
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3 CommentsIt's easy to get so jaded by stories of teachers having sex with students since it happens about as often as an airing of Law and Order: SVU, but well, here's one that's worth your attention. British teacher Helen Goddard, pictured left, and her lesbian tryst with an almost-legal-in-England student. ...more.
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