Barbara Walters was once the purported beacon of interesting interviews on celebrities. But her journalistic skills were never quite as apparent as in this video, an interview with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. ...more.

Via Explosm comes this comic about the real life results of trying to make my childhood heroes, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles....more.

Animals attempting to ejaculate is really amusing to me, so long as it's not happening above my face. Not sure if this tops the masturbating chihuahua, but this turtle attempting to f a shoe is pretty awesome.I know I don't say this often enough, but man turtle dicks look weird. It was like he was a cartoon character asking a question or something. That's kind of depressing though. If you ...more.

Psychologists say that children can be deeply affected by some of the media they take in growing up. So these staples of cartoons that we all watched probably weren't the best things for us to learn. ...more.

Just because kids are idiots who'll buy anything with their favorite character's face slapped on the box doesn't mean that toy companies should take advantage of them. Here's some of the most odious licensed crap to have ever been hawked as "fun" or "worth buying". ...more.

These days, children's TV doesn't take many chances. Shows are so concerned with being boycotted or sued that you get stuff like Dora the Explorer hanging out with a talking map cleverly named "Map". But it hasn't always been that way. Check out these shows and some of the creepy cultlike premises they were based on. ...more.