The two surgeries women most often get are liposuction and breast implants. Well, now thanks to an advancement in science in the UK, here's two birds brutally murdered with one stone: They can take your fat and inject it into your boobs to make you thinner AND bustier. To science! ...more.

Britney Spears is promoting a show at the Garden in NYC so she appeared on last night's Late Show with David Letterman in a bikini to read the top 10 list. But the show isn't only for New Yorkers, so that doesn't totally make sense. But she does look hot. So I can assume she's only there to promote the fact that yes, you can now beat it to her once again without it being ironic. ...more.

I saw this on WWTDD yesterday and then was thinking, man, I've really stopped posting hot chicks. And who's universally respected as one of the main sexual icons? Madonna. Meow meow sexy lady....more.

I don't post the stupid questions on Yahoo Answers too often because they often seem fake and cliche. But this one tickled my fancy for some reason....more.

If there's one universal truth, it's this: If you're an attractive woman, no matter how far you rise, you're always going to be fundamentally "fable" or "unfable" to the men you work with. For example, check out the eyes on European leaders Nicolas Sarkozy, of France, and Silvio Berlusconi, of Italy, juxtaposed with the ass-loving antics of President Barack Obama....more.

Note to all the ladies out there...if you have big, luscious jugs or a juicy ass and are planning on going to a soccer game in El Salvador, wear a steel chestplate and chastity belt. Because things get excessively gropeful there.I can really sympathize with this girl. I used to sublet an apartment in Chelsea and I remember how I'd walk down the street and just get accosted by these animals p ...more.

As a private business owner, you get a lot of leeway as to what's allowed or not allowed in your store. But the rules for this Asian market might be a bit too stringent....more.

Colleges in one of India's states (India has states, who knew?) are barring women from wearing jeans "for their own good." Yay for logic!...more.

Somebodysdaughter.org is on a crusade. You see, whores and strippers are people too. In fact, they're someone's daughter (oh, i get the name now). So, um, I guess that makes it wrong? Anyway they made a terribly sung music video to really drive the point home that whores have lives too.Well, let's see. These girls have adjusted their life goals enough to decide that they need to make a li ...more.

I was going for a combination of snake and rapist in the headline, but I think it came off more as someone who's biased against snakes and won't rent them an apartment. Oh well....more.

Via Dustinland comes this comic about what men look for in a special gal....more.

Via Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal (I hate posting the same site's comics two days in a row, but this is just too good) comes this comic about the importance of when ventriloquism is and is not acceptable....more.

Via Basic Instructions comes this comic about the multitude of ways you can turn an enemy into one of your closest pals....more.

You know what's troubling? How we always objectify women in beauty contests. I mean isn't the point of beauty contests to find the best person? Oh right, it isn't. Stupid Saudi Arabia....more.