An old lady in Oregon attempted to bite into a delicious handful of Milk Duds, the official crappy chocolate snack of old people, when she found something crunchy in it. What was it? Oh you'll have to click "more" to find out. ...more.

I'd love to go skydiving but I have yet to find someone to work up the courage/do all the work in setting it up to go along with me. But if you're scared of skydiving, prepare to feel silly..some 92 year-old lady just did it. Inspirational perhaps? ...more.

There are some people who just look like they match the crime they're committing. For example, take a look at this photo of Roger Stephens. Doesn't he just look like the type of guy who'd slap a little girl who's crying in a Wal-Mart? Well, good thing he does, because he totally did do that. And his quote afterwards is priceless. ...more.

One would be hard-pressed to find a TV host who's more out of touch with society than Larry King; his knowledge of pop culture is at best as tangential as an elderly Jewish woman who's been living in a cave for the past 30 years. But if nothing else, the man knows how to keep his fashion nice and current. ...more.

Apparently it's Elderly Day here on the site. Now I'm no advocate for the elderly based upon the amount of pillow smotherings I regular dish out when forced to do community service, but if you're a cop, you probably shouldn't beat up an old woman like the guy in this video. ...more.

Just because you get old doesn't mean that your lust for flesh disappears. It also doesn't mean that you have the financial resources to splurge for a home Internet connection. That's where the Apple Store comes in. ...more.

Bears are wild animals, but it's easy to forget that when they're being cool and allowing you to feed them. Then ironically it becomes easy to remember it when the bears are eating you alive in your backyard. Life is silly like that sometimes. ...more.

How can a 53 year-old Miley Cyrus fan get any creepier? By stalking her with great enthusiasm and claiming to be engaged to her. So, job well done. ...more.

This is either the sweetest or most patently absurd story I've ever seen. You decide!...more.

So this is a little (a lot) sad, but the quote was pretty amusing, so it's my journalistic duty to bring it to you.A woman raking her yard this morning was attacked by a man who tried to rape her, prompting her to yell at him that she was an octogenarian, police said."I'm 80 years old, what's wrong with you!" police said the woman yelled.The suspect pushed the woman to the ground, removed he ...more.

Via XKCD comes this comic chronicling the trauma we all experienced as a result of having dial-up Internet at some point in our lives....more.

It's hard to get attention in a crowded ad marketplace. But if you're going to buy furniture from any elderly man in Indianapolis, well, I think your search got a lot easier.Granted, I don't make many videos, but I'm finding there to be a couple gaps in logic here. So Martin is an older gentleman who rocks hard, as evidenced by his guitar and long rocker hair. I'm with that. But what's wit ...more.

A 20-something hot blond chick married an 84 year-old billionaire and, stunner, she didn't enjoy it. Check out some of her quotes and the even more ridiculous conclusion. I think, after reading this last paragraph, you'll probably want him to die.She was born in '84, and he was 84 -- in more ways than one."It was amazing to wake up and hop on your jet and be in your house in Florida in two h ...more.

Prank videos are hard to make. Typically they end up not working, being entirely unfunny, or ending in the untimely death of someone via gaseous explosion. So maybe you'll be able to appreciate the subtle quality of this gentleman and his grocery store hijinks.See? Pranking old people is fun! Like when I worked at the senior care center and would often replace their heart medicine with can ...more.