Everyone always seems to love when I post these random Facebook interactions and, in my neverending bid for your approval, have another one. The backstory: Some guy was contacted by a woman claiming to be his mom via Facebook. Humorous failure after the jump. ...more.

As Anchorman taught us, TV news anchors are basically trained parrots with well-coifed hair, so if you're operating a teleprompter for them, you should be careful what goes up there. For further evidence, take a look at this short clip of BBC News anchor Jonathan Charles and his misplaced comma. ...more.

Getting accepted into college is an awesome time in your young adult life. It becomes slightly less awesome when you find out that your dreams coming true are the result of UC San Diego accepting EVERYONE who applied by mistake....more.

I don't know what it is about this little verbal slip-up that makes it so entertaining to me. Oh yes, I do: The guest on the Today Show is pining away for cock.Oh man if I had a dollar for every time I had said "cock" instead of the word I intended, I'd be able to pay off my student loans. "Guys, I am so hungry right now for a nice footlong cock..I MEAN SANDWICH OH MY GOD WHAT A SLIP-UP LOL ...more.

A fun little story from Germany that hurts no one. Well, other than the woman who basically got her life drastically altered for no particular reason because she wanted to look less wrinkly and instead got huge boobs. But f her.A German woman who wanted her wrinkles removed was given a boob job instead.Ingrid Bruelling, 33, wanted doctors to give her breasts firmer skin after she lost 200 ...more.