Real or fake? An Australian mom tuned out for a second as her stroller, chock full of baby, rolled in front of an oncoming train. The baby survived with just a bump on the head. Holy sh*tness after the jump. ...more.

Ever think about having kids? WELL FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP. Look no further than this 11 year-old who, at 3 in the morning, got into a 50 mile high speed chase with police. Oh yeah, and he was drunk. ...more.

Sacrilege, drugs, parental betrayal, this story has it all! An Ohio teen was arrested after his mom called the cops on him for making a "marijuana cigarette" out of a Bible page. Fun! ...more.

I think I wrote about this a while ago but can't recall; some parents wrote white supremacist messages on her kids, then they got taken away, and now the mother wants them back. And the father wants to continue using them for pro-white messages as part of the First Amendment. Good times. ...more.

I'm so sick of babies/little kids and their egomaniacal attitudes. "Ooh look at me, I crap myself and have people clean up after me, look how cute I am as I do completely dickish things to everyone around me." So good for the fashionably-dressed puppy in this video who sticks it to some baby who started beefing with him. ...more.

There are some people who just look like they match the crime they're committing. For example, take a look at this photo of Roger Stephens. Doesn't he just look like the type of guy who'd slap a little girl who's crying in a Wal-Mart? Well, good thing he does, because he totally did do that. And his quote afterwards is priceless. ...more.

Washington State's Department of Child Services has an intricate list of its worst offenders, breaking down where exactly they've failed at life. I can take one guess, looking at Rodney McClanahan's occupation, why he's not exactly rolling in dough. ...more.

I have a fixation with old advertisements. Old misogynistic ones, ones that show how different society was back then, whatever. But this ad for Jello and its puddings might be the saddest old advertisement ever. ...more.

My girlfriend is in law school, so I've been trying to keep an open mind about lawyers. But when a defense attorney defends a drugged out mother who cut her son's genitals off by saying that a dog, who had no blood on his fur at all, might have done it...well, it's a bit indefensible. ...more.

As I've gotten older, I feel like my birthdays have gotten less and less special to me. Then again, I don't have people lighting me on fire in this (probably fake) celebration of a dad's birthday. ...more.

So Miley Cyrus is, well, what she is...wildly successful but also a bit of a hoebag. And the proud family tradition continues on with her 8 year-old sister Noah Cyrus, pictured below (I believe she's the one on the left) with her little friends on a stripper pole. ...more.

Via Dustinland comes the most logical argument for having a baby that any woman could ever provide. ...more.

I always thought those leashes for kids were kind of silly but now that I've seen this mother with her kid at the Verizon store, it all makes sense. ...more.

Obesity is a serious problem in America, but fortunately some brave souls are looking it square in the face and going, "Eh, nothing I can do." But then there are cops arresting them for it....more.