I think Jimmy Choo makes shoes or something and if that's true then it's no wonder that a whole big pile of hot celebrity booty was on hand for some event he held the other day called the Jimmy Choo for H&M Collection Exclusive Launch... whatever... .All I know is that Hayden Panettiere was excited enough about this event to slip into some skin-tight leather pants ...more.

As usual Hollywood was out in full force on Halloween. Makes sense since obviously some of these people have made a deal with the devil to get where they are (yes, talking to you Kardashians). It was actually a rather disappointing showing overall though. Sexiness was in short supply (yes, talking to you Jessica Alba and Christina Aguilera) though there were still some celebs worth seeing. ...more.

So Michael Jackson's new movie This Is It held it's premiere the other day and as is the case with almost any event in Hollywood scads of sexy women were in attendance. Let me take you on a journey through some of the women who joined the cause in support of lining MJ's dad's pockets with a little more dough. First off, we had Julianne Hough looking so hot it hurts (seriously, you have GOT to ...more.

Celebrities these days really seem to love Halloween. Whether it’s Paris Hilton dressed as a slutty nurse to Paris Hilton dressed as a slutty cop or even Paris Hilton dressed as a slutty Batman; more and more celebs seem to be going all out while attending lavish Hollywood Halloween parties. But sometimes their costumes aren’t always obvious to the untrained eye. See if you can look at the ...more.

For some reason French FHM has Paris Hilton on the cover of their magazine. I guess I never realized how long a celebrity could milk being in a sex tape 'til now. What is it, like three years since this chick put that out for everyone to see? Luckily for FHM they saved a little goodness back for the inside of the magazine by at least putting a photo of Eliza Dushku in a bikini in there. Not that s ...more.

NFL: Ochocinco gets three tattoos... on his faceNFL: Adult video company wants to sponsor Texans' jerseysNFL: Childress: 'Stay tuned' on Favre situationNBA: Marcin Gortat drives the fastest car in the NBANBA: Jordan jersey stolen from home of Spurs' ParkerCBK: Ex-Big Ten Player of the Year faces drug chargesTENNIS: Dokic's father sentenced to 15 months in prison for threatsSOCCER: Paris Hilton reb ...more.

Sure, if any one of the 11 Cardinals had managed to knock James Harrison down or at least out of bounds on his 100 yard-return at the end of the first half or any number of other little things gone differently for the Cardinals they would have won the Super Bowl on Sunday. But now I know it was pre-destined for them to lose, so all the hindsight and second-guessing is pointless. Why? Here's why... ...more.

Yes, I know. I said your voting would help decide whether I did any more posts on Paris Hilton. But she went out without a bra and the shirt was pretty much see-through... I am only human...As much as I hate her, if she's going to go to the effort of going out in public with basically nothing covering her boobies, then I have to reward the hosebag. It's just the humanitarian in me... ...more.

I know I said that yesterday's Hot or Not on Paris Hilton would have a big effect on whether I would do any more posts on her in the future, but no matter what the results end up being this post is worthy because of the mere fact that her headlights are on and I (and every other man) am a sucker for pokies. Sue me...I'd still hit that, as I have said before. I would consider it like trying to do a ...more.

Despite the fact that I run into photos of her almost every day, I have deliberately not done many posts on Paris Hilton because, well, I don't like her. Would I do her? The Magic Eight-Ball says I would, but that doesn't mean I'd like it... much. Anyhoo, since I do run into so many photos of this bitch I thought I'd see what you think?And remember, your vote could change how many times Paris appe ...more.

A deliciously craptastic picture of Paris Hilton rocking her wonky-eye and man-hands like there's no tomorrow. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO LOOK... ...more.

It's like he saw her crazy eye and lost it. Or was it being touched by her man-hands? EITHER WAY, IT'S PERFECT. ...more.

You try to cash a check for 360 Billion Dollars.....A man has been accused of attempting to pass a $360 billion check, which he claims was given to him by his girlfriend’s mother to start a record business, Fort Worth police said.Charles Ray Fuller, 21, of Crowley, was arrested on April 22 on an accusation of forgery, police said. Full Story ...more.