Woman exposes self to football players AND MUCH MORE
Posted by Chris Spags under weird news
6 CommentsSo uh, I'm trying to be more PG-13 for our advertisers' sake so I can save myself yet another angry phone call, but I'm not entirely sure how to address this one. Pictured left is Venus Lewis, a woman who exposed herself to a group of teen football players and, um...did many awful things. ...more.Kids, be afraid of these strangers
Posted by Chris Spags under videos
0 CommentsThe world is a crappy place with bad people everywhere. Fortunately, this video entitled StrangerSmart will get your kids familiar with the different types of creeps and pedos who want into their underoos. ...more.The child abduction rap is educational
Posted by Chris Spags under videos
0 CommentsIf I had a dollar for every time some stranger attempted to abduct me and/or pick me up like a bowling ball, I would have had enough money to run away from home and avoid all those problems in the first place. Kind of a paradox, really. But I didn't have this important 80s rap song about "stranger danger" to guide me. You need to see this. ...more.Quote of the Day
Posted by Chris Spags under quotes
0 CommentsAfter getting busted for chatting with underaged girls three times, would-be sexual predator James Daniel went to jail. Only problem: His three chats were all with fake girls played by Indiana undercover officers. Bonus: All three had horrendously fake screen names. ...more.Congrats, you're in an iPhone app
Posted by Chris Spags under weird news
1 CommentsI'd like to applaud you, dear reader, for making your first appearance in an iPhone app! Bad news: Kidfery just got a bit harder....more.Well, at least they're reasonably priced
Posted by Chris Spags under pictures
0 CommentsPerhaps when people come up with a name for their product or a label when trying to sell it, they should have a second person who makes a lot of dick jokes proof it....more.Online friends
Posted by Chris Spags under pictures
0 CommentsVia See Mike Draw comes this comic about the perils of online friendship....more.MacGyver loves nude children
Posted by Chris Spags under videos
0 CommentsI had always thought MacGyver was all about using household items to stop explosions. Turns out the only explosions were the ones MacGyver would get in his pants from watching Captain Kangaroo.Listen, so what if MacGyver's bathing kids that don't belong to him and getting all wet? It doesn't mean he's a pedophile. Maybe he's just a bath enthusiast. This kid has to learn a lot of important ...more.Dutch TV is a bit pedophilic
Posted by Chris Spags under videos
0 CommentsNow I've never been to Holland, so I don't really know what the culture's like there. But where I come from, as well as most civilized nations, this TV show host with a child performer looks like a relationship that's frowned upon by most sectors of society.It's a lot like Star Search. Only instead of stars, you get a sore heinie and the prize is repression of memories. Which isn't much of ...more.Free candy
Posted by Chris Spags under pictures
0 CommentsVia Out at Home comes this comic about a man who just wants to be loved....more.45 year-old former gubernatorial candidate vampire harasses teenage girl
Posted by Chris Spags under weird news
1 CommentsGreatest headline ever? I think you'd be hardpressed to top that. Meet Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey, a gentleman who calls himself a Vampire and once ran for governor of Minnesota. And, oh yeah, he goes online to date teenage girls....more.A monotonous job
Posted by Chris Spags under pictures
0 CommentsVia Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal comes this comic about what to do to spice up your workplace....more.Quote of the Day
Posted by Chris Spags under quotes
0 CommentsI don't know why this amused me so there's a good chance it sucks, but the juxtaposition of a cop pretending to be a 13 year-old girl and his "zest for handling the job" seems like there was a bit of human-spawning goo being created when this cop was on duty.Arresting online predators, car thieves and an armed robber are some of the things that a handful of Crete police officers do best.Crete ...more.Man's van offering "Free Candy" not received well
Posted by Chris Spags under weird news
0 CommentsPedophilia is fairly hilarious so long as you're not the one getting the whiskey-breath and stubbly chin of a relative on your neck. But sometimes it can hit a little too close to home, like when some dude has a van with a "Free Candy Inside" sign on it and a mattress in the back....more.Oh hey Dakota Fanning, you 18 yet?
Posted by Chris Spags under weird news
5 CommentsNo? Still just 14? Uh, well then....more.Quote of the Day
Posted by Chris Spags under quotes
0 CommentsA "pastor" married a 10 year-old girl in the hopes that it would legally allow him to continue having creepy illegal sex with her. It didn't, though it did a great job providing the girl with the first ever My Little Pony engagement ring.A self-described pastor who hoped his "marriage" to a 10-year-old girl he took to bed would convince a judge to acquit him on a sexual assault charge was sente ...more.How you can escape Dateline
Posted by Chris Spags under pictures
0 CommentsVia Chainsawsuit comes this comic that teaches you how to avoid the grabby hands of Chris Hansen and the Dateline NBC pedophile-hating crew....more.
-
Disgusting vintage foods 14 unappetizing foods you didn't know existed. -
Annoying Things Women Do 7 types of annoying female behavior explained. -
Are you a douchebag? 7 photo poses that prove you're a douche. -
What women are afraid of 6 things your lady won't do in front of you. -
Sexy Female Athletes The 12 hottest female sports uniforms.
