I'm a big supporter of our troops; for example, I occasionally wear a camouflage hoodie and when people ask me, "What's up with the hoodie?" I reply "AMERICA, THAT'S WHAT'S UP." My irrationality aside, this video is just awesome. Maybe you have to be an animal lover to get it, but these dogs' reactions to their owner coming home stirred something in my black heart. ...more.

You may think you know all you need to know about mobile homes, but you haven't even scratched the surface until you've seen this obscenely bad ass ad for Cullman Liquidation Co. ...more.

Japanese game shows are completely lacking in any sort of pretense. They're like Benny Hill episodes, only with a high likelihood of someone getting maimed. Take, for example, the Japanese game show "Get the Girl Naked." NSFWish video lies ahead. ...more.

This mash-up of Nirvana's "Smells like Teen Spirit" and Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" is quite possibly one of the best mash-ups I've ever seen (I know, I didn't know anything could top Jay Z and Linkin Park masterfully making douches of white and brown colors bop their heads in unison). You watch now.Pretty badass right? Unfortunately the video doesn't end with Rick Astley doing ...more.

Stories like this are supposed to be inspirational, I think. This girl who went to 12 different schools in 12 years and was homeless is going to Harvard. Great for her. But holy f what have I been doing with my life?...more.

I've never gotten hit by a car while riding my bike, primarily because I can't ride a bike and tend to think that, even if I could, getting hit by a car wouldn't be the best way to celebrate that newfound independence. But if I could take the blunt force trauma as well as this guy, well, maybe it'd be something worth doing more often.That's a pretty impressive physical talent. It wasn't like ...more.

FAO Schwartz is home to that big ass piano that Tom Hanks played in Big and, much like other performing arts, the music has evolved. Check out these two girls playing Bach on it.That's pretty impressive. I haven't seen someone get such great rhythms out of an oversized organ since that girl was playing the calypso drums with that black man's enormous penis in Blacks on Blondes 2: Electric Bo ...more.

You may think you're a stud because you go to the gym and, I don't know, beat up people weaker than you. But sometimes you see a story like this about a cop who did Matrix-like acrobatics to stop a car driving by a seizing woman into a pack of marathon runners.The Land Rover headed toward the Mariemont police officer and a pack of Flying Pig marathon runners Sunday morning.He turned, jumped o ...more.

Some French prankster is reenacting video games in real life (see his take on Mario Kart) and now he's out to defame Pac-Man's good name in this video.Actually, it's probably false that Pac-Man has a good name. He knocked up Ms. Pac-Man then was just like, "Fuck you bitch, fend for yourself." He did the same shit to his son too, Baby Pac-Man. Plus he's always popping pills in order to give ...more.

In a story that tows the line between awesome and completely unbelievable, Ben Affleck went gambling with a terminally ill 21 year-old as a reward for making it to 21. Because that was the kid's dream. Gambling/partying with Ben Affleck....more.

As a Quote of the Day, this is a little weak but I wanted to get this in because it's the most amazing thing ever in addition to something I am ABSOLUTELY going to do this holiday season...you can make your own Muppet at the FAO Schwartz in NYC! A Chris Muppet! Finally!!!On Friday, Gabriella Cila, 11, of Chapel Hill, N.C., was assembling a female Muppet with an orange body, long blond hair, an ...more.

It may have taken a while but dammit, we're going to get our flying cars! Check out the Moller M400 Skycar aircraft, with a maximum speed of 360 mph....more.

It's Thanksgiving time and that means there's nothing worth writing about going on, really. But fortunately there are brave media outlets like the Telegraph in the UK soldiering on, finding worthless news and writing about it. In this case, it's a kid doing a backflip in a wheelchair, the first recorded instance.Sixteen-year-old Aaron Fotheringham - known as 'Wheels' - got official recogniti ...more.

It takes a special kind of luck to be able to jokingly juggle a couple of skewers and then spear a pigeon as it flies by. It's either magic...or destiny.There are very few times where I'd believe that I needed to eat a pigeon. But if I'm there just trying to get my barbecue on and a pigeon magically appears on my skewer, I might eat it. Raw. Bite its head off, steal its essence. I'm assum ...more.