For thousands of years there has been Man. A few hours after Man was created, so too was Woman. Twice the beauty and only half the driving skills. And for thousands of years, Man has done utterly asinine things on account of Woman. Men have climbed the highest mountains, waged catastrophic wars, built epic monuments in their honor, painted them beautiful pictures and then promptly mailed them thei ...more.

I kind of hate PETA but sometimes the stuff they complain about is so outlandish that I feel like it has to be somewhat tongue-in-cheek. Check out their response to President Obama's fly-swatting on TV....more.

PETA President Ingrid Newkirk is way dedicated to the cause of preventing animal cruelty and deliciousness. So dedicated that, according to her will, you can eat her when she dies. Note: This is a long quote but so worth the read....more.

Making a good Super Bowl commercial is hard. It takes months, if not years, of planning and research to make people remember your company’s ad. Conversely, 30 seconds of awfulness can make people remember you too, but for all the wrong reasons. Here are 7 ads which definitely fall into the latter category. ...more.

Every year PETA makes a risque ad that, inevitably, isn't allowed to be aired during the Super Bowl. Then various assholes around the Internet post it, giving them (and carrots) tons of free publicity. So here's this year's go around with hot chicks and veggies/fruits.I kind of find it hard to believe that vegetarians have better sex. I mean, granted, there are a lot of fat nasty people out ...more.

I typically don't like PETA and don't really give a shit about Keeping Up with the Kardashians star Khloe Kardashian, but somehow these two forces have combined for a campaign I can really get behind....more.

Lindsay Lohan likes fur. PETA people don't like people wearing fur. Lindsay Lohan wears fur. PETA people have a f'ing bucket full of white powder. Then the magic happens (skip to 0:45).It's kind of funny to see someone doused by powder because other people being embarrassed is always entertaining (like that time I dumped the pigs' blood on that weird cunt Carrie and then left town...not th ...more.

Yessir, I love me some PETA. In their latest ramblings of the crazy, they're now saying that fish are basically like cuddly kittens, so we shouldn't eat them. Below is MY Sea Kitten.Create Your Own Sea Kitten at peta.org!People don't seem to like fish. They're slithery and slimy, and they have eyes on either side of their pointy little heads—which is weird, to say the least. Plus, the smal ...more.