Everyone always dreams of having sex with a hot pizza delivery girl while eating delicious pizza. This guy didn't achieve that, but he did get to show the pizza delivery girl his dong multiple times. So many times that the cops had to be called. I think you call that a moral victory. ...more.

Katy Perry is a long-time favorite here but this photo she posted on Twitter is, well, confusing....more.

In a scenario straight out of a mediocre movie starring Kristen Bell as a woman in over her head with a scary man, some Atlanta woman got abducted by a guy she knew at work, only to be rescued by a pizza man....more.

By now you have to have seen the video of two Domino's employees doing all sorts of awful things to food. And apparently, those two have now been arrested. So Domino's has issued an apology that kind of made me laugh and I'm not sure why.I know you're the President and this is your business and whatever. But it seems kind of silly to get so worked up over the "hard work" of 125,000 people w ...more.

People working in fast food restaurants are pretty much the scourge of the Earth, regardless of what those McDonald's training videos tell you. For further proof, take a look at this lovely video of Domino's employees making Domino's new HOT BAKED SANDWICHES![media id=15]Domino's is an occasional advertiser on this site but, as a respectable journalist, I have to present the news to you in a ...more.

I mentioned this recently but it bears repeating...people have this sort of wistful look at the 80s like it was good. All it really gave us was AIDS and Muppets. For example, check out this awful scene from the movie Teen Witch.It really brings to mind that being "cool" is totally a subjective thing. While anyone watching this would think, "Wow, what a douche," this poor little retarded gir ...more.

An Indianapolis bakery is upping the ante on fattening foods and providing arguably the laziest development in fattiness yet. Say hello to our new friend, the Pizza Cone....more.

See below for an update on Papa John's corporate honesty FAILAs I recently pointed out on my Twitter (you're missing out if you're not following me), Papa John's is advertising a heart-shaped pizza for all the lovers out there who are too poor or fat to do anything nice for Valentine's Day. Turns out that, once again, pizza is just lying to you....more.

Max Hardcore, known for his tastefully done porn films which include simulated rape, choking BJs and countless other activities which give odd gentlemen erections, is going to jail. But first, he wants to attend the Adult Entertainment Expo....more.

They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach.....Well, if thats true that I would be full of love instead of being the normal SOB that I am.Shields Pizza of Michigan is doing all they can to help fans start rooting for the Lions again by offering them a free large pizza.That's right folks. If the Lions somehow pull out a miraculous victory this Sunday, you can enjoy a fresh large pizz ...more.

Psychologists say that children can be deeply affected by some of the media they take in growing up. So these staples of cartoons that we all watched probably weren't the best things for us to learn. ...more.

These days, children's TV doesn't take many chances. Shows are so concerned with being boycotted or sued that you get stuff like Dora the Explorer hanging out with a talking map cleverly named "Map". But it hasn't always been that way. Check out these shows and some of the creepy cultlike premises they were based on. ...more.

Via Fark comes this charming tale of classy people doing classy things. A judge bought a whore a pizza to reveal her pimp to the court.When inmate Caressa Brunelle came before a judge Wednesday to be released, Brunelle reminded the judge she was owed a pizza.So, Hamilton County Municipal Court Judge Nadine Allen sent someone to pick up a $5 personal pizza at the Downtown Donato's and let Br ...more.