Polar bears are known for being douchebags. They're always starting fights in bars and making racist comments under their breath at inopportune times. So it should come as no shock that when a fat lady (brilliantly) decided to jump into their midst, they don't handle it with much grace....more.

I saw this photo a couple weeks back but didn't post it because I feared the repercussions of the liberal polar bear media but I must soldier on and do my duties as a journalist. Wait, I mean lazy blogger. Sorry, I get those two confused....more.

I get that baby polar bears are cute and you want to play with them and whatever, but I really can't advocate letting the adorable little polar bear Flocke do this to you.If this doesn't end in Flocke growing to full-size and mauling her handler because that's how she's been taught to "play," I'm going to be extremely disappointed. People seriously need to learn that just because an animal is ...more.

There are many places I wouldn't put my face: A bear trap, a pie filled with poison (WHY WOULD YOU MAKE SUCH A DELICIOUSLY CONFUSING TREAT), a bee hive, a bed of needles, Tara Reid's crotch. Well, you can add "Staring contest with a polar bear" to that list too.I get it. Flocke the Polar Bear is adorable. I've covered her before. Twice! But seriously, I do not want to put my face right ne ...more.