The NJ gubernatorial race between Chris Christie and Jon Corzine is getting dirty. And by dirty, I mean dirty because of how hungry Chris Christie is from spilling food from his many meals all over himself. Oh sorry, the propaganda has gotten me. Anyway, Corzine's attack ads make fun of Christie being a fatty. ...more.

Look, this is totally liberal-slanted to make the type of conservatives who come out against President Obama look like complete idiots; it is possible to disagree with aspects of Obama's presidency without being afflicted with Down's Syndrome. But!...people acting like complete idiots, always entertaining. ...more.

NBA: Jordan tabs surprise presenter for Hall of FameNBA: New Jersey Nets sign practice jersey sponsor dealNFL: Lions locker room is displeased with Stafford startingNFL: Broncos' tight end Quinn faces harassment chargesCFB: Kermit Washington reaches out to LeGarrette BlountCBK: Kentucky fans freak over Calipari giving Obama a jerseyNASCAR: Jeremy Mayfield sues stepmother in father's 2007 deathMLB: ...more.

It's the weekend before a holiday so my research for this article consisted of going, "Yeah that sounds like something," so excuse me if I make any error here. In short, some guy named Y S Rajasekhara Reddy was pariliamentary representative for an Indian province but he died in a plane crash. But his fans were so passionate that they decided to kill themselves, in protest of a world without him. ...more.

Everyone's always caught up on the bigger parts of the government's spending that use up our tax dollars and provide not a whole lot in return. So it's easy to forget about how expensive the little things can be when added up...like Kenny Walters, San Francisco town drunk. ...more.

I try not to get into politics too often here because, well, who cares. But this video of Massachusetts Representative Barney Frank tearing into a woman who said President Obama is like Hitler due to his health care plan is pretty awesome and funny. ...more.

Protesters are often the most vocal citizens within certain areas of the public debate. But usually, the type of person who'd line up and stand outside for hours on end is probably not the most intelligent person to be discussing the issues. Finally, someone has captured that in a masterful usage of posterboard. ...more.

Via Overcompensating comes perhaps the most poignant comic about the universal health care debate you could possibly read. Which is like competing for the crown of best surgeon with Parkinson's, but still. ...more.

People love to blame the government for everything; it's just easier that way. But when you think the government can bend time and nature to its will, you might need to reevaluate. ...more.

NFL: Jeff George open to NFL returnNFL: Tony Romo posts ban notice on his home for Jessica SimpsonNFL: Simpson taking the high road in split with RomoNFL: Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush have called it quitsNFL: Michael Vick reinstated by NFLNFL: Second man claims Marvin Harrison shot himNBA: Wade sued by ex-business partners over restaurant projectWNBA: Obama says WNBA inspires his daughterson 205 ...more.

Note to everyone out there who has a girlfriend who takes dicks on camera for money (off camera for free is a private concern): Be careful because you may lose the respect of your peers and possibly your job....more.

OLYMPICS: Kiwi opens brothel to fund campaign NHL: Gretzky fights to keep tax return out of Coyotes' bankruptcy caseMLS: Beckham lashes out at Donovan over criticismMLB: Obama may be in booth for All-Star GameNFL: McNair allegedly had six-year affair with exotic dancerBOXING: Arturo Gatti found dead at age 37BOXING: Police formally accuse Gatti's wife of murderon 205th recommends... ...more.

If there's one universal truth, it's this: If you're an attractive woman, no matter how far you rise, you're always going to be fundamentally "fable" or "unfable" to the men you work with. For example, check out the eyes on European leaders Nicolas Sarkozy, of France, and Silvio Berlusconi, of Italy, juxtaposed with the ass-loving antics of President Barack Obama....more.

You know what's not getting enough coverage? The situation in Iran. Fret not, I'm here to help. Here's a Funny or Die video about Mahmoud Ahmadinejad learning how to use Twitter.I'm all for the people in Iran staking a claim for democracy and all that, but I'm getting a little tired of the social pressure on me caring. Don't get me wrong, it sucks that they're stuck under a leader who's um ...more.