Since many of us are sports fans, I think we're all fairly inundated by the obnoxious beer ads every Sunday, aimed to make me drink to avoid my fantasy team losing it's sixth game in a row despite the fact I own Adrian Peterson and Drew Brees and my opponent owned the Steelers' D which inexplicably got two late TDs thanks to that a-hole Brett Favre. Oh, where was I? Right...here's an awesome ...more.

You know how you can tell when a video is completely fake because the people in it go, "OH MY GOD NO WAY" and hit their hands on their faces like they just found out their parents are negligent like Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone? Well, this is the opposite of that...a gentleman finding out that his sister dabbles in the pornographic arts (SFW). ...more.

Amazingly this is the first reference to Carli Banks we have had on this here site. One would think that I would feature porn stars like Carli here more often, but alas most of the photo shoots they do involve something you're more likely to see at the gynecologists office than on a respectable Web site such as this. Luckily I ran into this photo shoot of Carli wearing what appears to be a old wes ...more.

So if you started out in porn, did cameos in real movies and TV shows, then ended up advertising boner pills while dressed as an alligator, it's still positive movement right? Or is the alligator/boner pills combo somehow worse off than emptying your vas deferens on coked up girls with Nerf ball boobs? You decide!!! ...more.

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I really don't watch porn (seriously, I don't) but if I were to watch porn I would want to watch Jesse Jane, because I think she is hot as hell. (Dude, I don't watch porn, leave me alone.) I think that had she not gone into porn she could have made it as model or actress or something, she's that attractive. But she did go into porn, so we shall never marry... Mom just would not approve. Anyway, he ...more.

You know what's a dead-giveaway for a slow day on the Internets? A video of a dude falling. And lo and behold what do we have here? I do have to say though, it is a pretty spectacular fall. ...more.

Just because you get old doesn't mean that your lust for flesh disappears. It also doesn't mean that you have the financial resources to splurge for a home Internet connection. That's where the Apple Store comes in. ...more.

There are excuses, there are terrible excuses, and then there's telling the cops that your cat was downloading kiddy porn on your behalf, arguably the benchmark for a completely delusional lack of accountability. ...more.

Porn star Jenna Haze appearing in a magazine named Strip turns out to not be quite as good as I expected it to be. Don't get me wrong, it's still very good, but the magazine is named for the Las Vegas Strip, not babes shedding their clothes. Jenna does, however, shed her clothes in this photo shoot so it still applies a little bit, but... eh, okay, I am tired of explaining this... look at the pics ...more.

Australia is backwards in a lot of ways, most notably the toilet going backwards thing. Another way: Their porn filters block educational stuff, but not not the porn.AN INTERNET filter installed by the NSW education department gave students access to pornographic material - but blocked educational sites.One site a Year 10 student opened while searching for a type of bird contained graphic sex ...more.

Note to everyone out there who has a girlfriend who takes dicks on camera for money (off camera for free is a private concern): Be careful because you may lose the respect of your peers and possibly your job....more.

The brazen disregard for social conventions I have in my headlines is unparalleled, isn't it? Anyway, some guy who brought his laptop in for repairs might want to reconsider labeling his folders a little better. Check out what he named his secret stash....more.

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