Elisabeth Hasselbeck is one foxy little babyfactory, popping a child out at every turn. But how will she avoid getting pregnant now that she's done with having kids? Birth control? That's so silly! She'll just dress less sexy. ...more.

In my ongoing quest to get the the bottom of the swine flu, I came across this...oh. That's a human. Well then. This..human, really?...human mother is feeding her 6 month old triples McDonald's....more.

Nadya Suleman had eight living beings exit her vagina a couple weeks back and that somehow makes her noteworthy (see her extremely self-important Web site here). TMZ found a photo of her while pregnant and it's as horrifying as you could ever possibly imagine....more.

This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever read. Jamie Lynn Spears apparently had liposuction somewhere in her third through fifth months of pregnancy because she "just thought she was getting fat"....more.

From the Italian premiere of Disaster Movie, a country where they love pasta, water taxis, and big breasts promoting shitty parody....more.

The National Enquirer is reporting that Jamie Lynn Spears done got herself knocked up again. From the latest issue......more.

Ever wonder why you find yourself with the wrong guy ladies? Turns out you may not just be stupid, but rather affected by your birth control pills.Birth control pills could screw up a woman's ability to sniff out a compatible mate, a new study finds.While several factors can send a woman swooning, including big brains and brawn, body odor can be critical in the final decision, the researche ...more.

Far be it from me to question a teacher's lesson plans, but I'm thinking asking sixth graders to vote on who will be the most likely to get pregnant or HIV or go to jail or be poor might not be the best curriculum for a science class.A sixth-grade science teacher at Chastain Middle School could face disciplinary action for forcing a class to list the students most likely to die before 19 and m ...more.

I don't know who Woody and Wilcox are but apparently they pissed off quite a few Eskimos at their flagship Alaska station.The Anchorage DJs, known as Woody and Wilcox, were joking about what makes someone a real Alaskan, when one of them offered a variation on an old saying — offensive to many — that real Alaskans have urinated in the Yukon River and made love to an Alaska Native woman. Wh ...more.

Some survey was conducted in Florida that revealed interesting findings on the methods of sexual prevention that Florida teens believe in, including drinking bleach to prevent HIV and smoking weed to halt pregnancy. You know you like this story already.A recent survey that found some Florida teens believe drinking a cap of bleach will prevent HIV and a shot of Mountain Dew will stop pregnancy ...more.

So this is kind of a tragic story that I will nonetheless attempt to laugh at. A disabled pregnant gal was tortured and held captive in a basement, then beaten with things and getting acid thrown on her. Fun!Banished to the basement, the 29-year-old mother with a childlike mind and another baby on the way had little more than a thin rug and a mattress to call her own on the chilly concrete f ...more.