Ever wonder what it would be like living inside a brothel without having to get tens of thousands of dollars in debt? Then you'll be interested in this story from a woman who grew up with her mom, a prostitute, inside a brothel. Quite an interesting read. ...more.

A lady of the evening in Los Angeles was just minding her business when some kid was being rude to her. So this poor, innocent woman, just trying to make it in this work-a-day world of ours, had to defend herself...by spraying the kid with mace. ...more.

Five 18-24 year-old girls were arrested at a Washington state coffee stand for basically being good saleswomen. By which I mean licking whipped cream off each other and taking nude photos for customers. If nothing else, they should be honored for their clever business model. ...more.

I'm a pretty big fan of double entendre. I'm also a pretty big fan of not thoroughly checking your work after completing it. Thus, you could understand why I adore these 10 signs, pictures after the jump, that definitely (hopefully?) don't deliver what they promise. ...more.

As America's premier Whore Advocate, I'm pretty upset at the representation of hookers at Zapata's Mexican Cantina. Perhaps you'll understand my outrage when you see the photo after the jump. ...more.

You would think that to lure people into an alley for sex so that you could shoot them, you'd need some sexy bait. Well, look at the two chicks used as bait. Sooo maybe I've been giving criminals too much credit. ...more.

I don't post the stupid questions on Yahoo Answers too often because they often seem fake and cliche. But this one tickled my fancy for some reason....more.

A prostitute was arrested in Florida for pleasuring gentlemen in exchange for money (as prostitutes are wont to do). Her justification for why what she did was legal is fairly interesting because, apparently, I'm owed several thousand dollars by anyone I've ever hung out with.A suspected prostitute shared her unusual work rationale with an undercover Leesburg police officer just before she was ...more.

Political-types often forget the whores when planning for events, but not in Vancouver, where they're offering them media training before the 2010 Olympics. The best part is the last quote...definitely a zoo I'd like to attend.Vancouver sex trade workers need to know their rights when dealing with cameras and reporters and will be offered media training leading up to the 2010 Olympic Games, an ...more.

When I was of sexual function age, my dad did nothing for me other than incidentally having illegal cable so that I could see pornography far younger than any boy should have access to it. But this Polish father took his son to buy a hooker at 14...unfortunately, the hooker was more of a cop than a woman who sells sexual favors. Whoops.A man who tried to hire a prostitute to take his 14-year-o ...more.

Nobody ever said taking strange penises for money would be easy. For example, see this prostitute and her quest to get money from an equally drunken business associate.I make a lot of jokes here but it may shock you to learn I've never actually sold my body for money or drugs. Videos like this one are why. You can't just go into business selling your body and expect it to work out. That's ...more.

This headline might be misleading. I assume that if you buy a vagina at a store, you'd have to pay the customary sales tax. But if you buy it at a whorehouse like the Bunny Ranch, you will still be nice and tax free....more.

I didn't really cover the ShamWow dude (Vince Shlomi if you're really big on getting to a personal level with guys selling you shit at 2AM) and his hooker escapades. But now that photos are coming out of the aftermath of the attack, well, it seems worth revisiting....more.

Buying a hooker is hard. Not just because it's illegal in many places but also because, if she's too pricey, you have to find somewhere to hide the body. Fortunately, the Chinese people have solved that for us....more.