Morbidly obese people in the UK are protesting today, saying that "fat-ism" is as serious a crime as discriminating due to race, religion, etc. And in between buffet breaks, they may have made a salient and tragic (but funny) point or two. ...more.

Protesters are often the most vocal citizens within certain areas of the public debate. But usually, the type of person who'd line up and stand outside for hours on end is probably not the most intelligent person to be discussing the issues. Finally, someone has captured that in a masterful usage of posterboard. ...more.

Midgets are getting all midgety about the use of the word "midget" on broadcast TV, calling for the word's banning and claiming it's as offensive as racial or sexual slurs. Filthy midgets....more.

Lindsay Lohan likes fur. PETA people don't like people wearing fur. Lindsay Lohan wears fur. PETA people have a f'ing bucket full of white powder. Then the magic happens (skip to 0:45).It's kind of funny to see someone doused by powder because other people being embarrassed is always entertaining (like that time I dumped the pigs' blood on that weird cunt Carrie and then left town...not th ...more.

Tonight is the last night of the 2008 Democratic National Convention and, while I'm sure Barack Obama's speech will be a treat, it should be status quo. Call me crazy, I think he might discuss "change". All the exciting things are over, so let's take a look at the most bizarre photos from the convention.This may very well be the worst parade ever. And vaguely similar to Borat's Running of t ...more.