People claiming to have superpowers are idiots. Even more idiotic? . People pretending they can communicate with dogs telepathically. You want to know what the dog said? "Scratch me, I have to shit, give me steak, that Snausages dog is a bad stereotype." Bam, now give me money.Judy Garbow is merely hoping to lure a few individuals to the Bridgton Community Center on Saturday for a program ...more.

So I hope Jesus's birthday was wonderful for you all. It was less so for me because, after buying seemingly 700 million gifts, I'm now giving handjobs on the street corner for reasonable rates. Tis the season!Psychic fails at..psychic..nessPro tip: Don't be specific with your cold reading guesses when you're a ugly old lady pretending to be a psychic.This is totally why I failed at being ...more.