I've known a few black puppets in my day and this is so what they're like (Li'l Penny excluded...he was a great family man and one of the finest human beings I've known). Meet the Black Devil Doll...he's militant, surly, perpetually horny, and he also really seems to enjoy killing white women. It's a horror, it's a parody, it's intentionally corny, and it's amaaaazing. The NSFWish (language/vio ...more.

I pretty much tune out all advertising because I'll be damned if the Scrubbin' Bubbles guy date rapes me again, but one piece of advertising that's caught my eye is the Kobe Bryant and LeBron James puppets for Nike. So someone took one of their commercials and made a very funny parody.I don't know if this is going to lead into a joke, but I've been wanting a Muppet version of myself for a lon ...more.

Much like you, I'm having a hard time segueing back into the work week and am having difficulties finding anything I want to write about. So this video of Kermit the Frog and Cookie Monster looking at a mystery box entertained me enough to give it my ever-important rub.That was a pretty adorable little segment, wasn't it? You know what'd make it even better? If Kermit had a severed human he ...more.

I love racism, puppets, and mindless Christianity. What's that you say, a video just for me? Why thank you!Man that's awesome to see all sorts of puppets getting together and overcoming their differences. So what if I'm a puppet with a headdress and you're allegedly a black puppet though you look kind of grayish (zombie perhaps?), we can all unite under our hatred for the Latino puppet. Oh ...more.

Via Carcino.gen.nz comes this look at Kermit's health....more.

Via Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal comes this comic about pre-judging people's intentions....more.

Condoms are important because they save you from STDs, pregnancy, and the subsequent effort involved with kicking a pregnant woman in the stomach. So you can understand why Durex is going the extra mile to get the word out about their brand.There's nothing quite as sexy as a bisexual balloon animal orgy. At least, that's what I thought for most of my life, up until I did that clown performan ...more.

I'm no doctor but this child seems to, best case scenario, not be a huge fan of puppets. Or at worst, thinks that puppets will kill him and his family.That's a logical reaction, scratching at a friend's hair and hitting yourself in the face with a stool. Based on the VHS quality of the video, this kid is probably older now and reacts like a disgruntled ape to things like not getting a handj ...more.