Dogs bite people sometimes and, if it's bad enough, the dog might get put down. It's sad, but so are a lot of things. But what about when your partially blind dog bites your husband so bad that he dies? Well, if you're this British woman, you go, "Eh, it happens" and keep the dog. ...more.

Great sex will do crazy things to a person. But amnesia? Apparently that's the case in this absurd story of a woman who, after a boning from her lover, ended up thinking it was like a decade earlier. Ruh roh. ...more.

Everyone knows someone to have been screwed over by a winged bird like an eagle. But for some reason, these bird crimes go unchecked by the police. Finally, the answer why is revealed from this report from an island in Stockholm. ...more.

Ever wonder what it would be like living inside a brothel without having to get tens of thousands of dollars in debt? Then you'll be interested in this story from a woman who grew up with her mom, a prostitute, inside a brothel. Quite an interesting read. ...more.

I was just talking to my girlfriend about what religion we'd raise our kids (crossing my fingers for snake handler) and we sort of decided that maybe the whole church thing wasn't for us. But after seeing news about this Chicago church which is giving away money to get people into the building, well, I'm a devout follower of the almighty dollar. ...more.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck is one foxy little babyfactory, popping a child out at every turn. But how will she avoid getting pregnant now that she's done with having kids? Birth control? That's so silly! She'll just dress less sexy. ...more.

Have you looked at your pooch recently and thought, "I like your wiggle, pup." Well, good news if you move to Tennessee with this story...apparently, you can bone your dog with no repercussions and they don't quite know why. ...more.

A house on 13 Cemetery Road seems like a perfect fit for a Haunted House. But the quote from the home's owner was perhaps the funniest thing I've read today (other than my own posts, which are known to heal lepers with the power of joy). ...more.

People in Australia have been calling for the removal of a cookie called "Creole Creams," which gets its name from the ethnic term for people with a mixed race background. The analogy made in the quote of an Aboriginal spokesperson does not sound like a delicious cookie at all. ...more.

La Toya Jackson is known to be, shall we say, "out there." But in case you weren't sold on that idea, she thinks Michael Jackson is talking to her from beyond the grave. You know, because if you were dead, the person you'd want to talk to is La Toya Jackson.Grieving La Toya Jackson claims to be talking to her dead brother Michael – from beyond the grave.She says: “When I go to hi ...more.

I tend to take the side of security guards who get in trouble with their bosses for trying to stop a robbery...if you want to risk your life for golf balls and chicken (seriously, golf balls and chicken), more power to you. But there's something a little self-aggrandizing about this Wal-Mart security guard who got fired for trying to stop a robber with a knife.Josh Rutner said he was just ...more.

Some of you guys may not be as ardent media followers as I am, but an interesting bit of news today is that Newsday.com will move to a subscriber model next week, charging $5/week for their content. The quotes in the story kind of amused me...they're after the jump, along with my thoughts. ...more.

You think your wife has low standards? You'd be correct if you look at her husband. However, there may be a woman with even lower standards marrying her husband in the classiest place imaginable. ...more.

Morbidly obese people in the UK are protesting today, saying that "fat-ism" is as serious a crime as discriminating due to race, religion, etc. And in between buffet breaks, they may have made a salient and tragic (but funny) point or two. ...more.