Everyone dreams of what it might be like to be rich. But as a prophet once said, "The mo' money we come across, the mo' problems we see." At least if you're to believe this Austrian businessman who's giving away his millions. ...more.

I'm not a dog owner (primarily due to my live-in girlfriend's allergy to them), but I'm definitely a dog sympathizer. So I read this story about arguably the world's most awesome dog park in Tampa Bay. But what should have been a story with adorable dog pictures happened to have a hilarious quote about what douchebags we humans are with letting pets run our lives. ...more.

The cast of "Jersey Shore" just officially signed for season two (to be filmed at a yet-to-be-chosen new location), so prepare to see more of the guidos we all grew to love. Bad news: People who may not have known about the omnipresent "Guido Style"...well, now they know. And they like it. ...more.

Being a male cheerleader never seems like the easiest thing in the world. But this seems to be a particularly awful way to be one...a male cheerleader in Seattle seems to have a whole mess of problems. Those problems are your Quote of the Day. ...more.

A Taiwanese man has a bad habit of smoking. So what did he do? Obviously, he also got his pet snake addicted to smoking. WTFness after the jump. ...more.

An Arizona sheriff is apparently not very well-liked in his community. A new Facebook group is proof of that, urging people to get him out of his job. Oh and they were kind enough to include a map of his house and pictures too...you know, just in case. Shockingly, the sheriff doesn't seem thrilled. ...more.

Business always come up with all sorts of fun promotions designed to get people inside their establishments. But I'm not sure I've heard of one like this Spanish night club, offering vibrators (or, as they call it, "consolers") to the first 400 female patrons inside the bar on a Friday night. ...more.

A man passed out in a McDonald's play place (you know, the ball pit and slides) and, come on, who hasn't been there? But what made it much worse was that he did it with his two young children, whom he instructed to bite the officers faces off for razzing him. Which is how kids should be used...as violent weapons and soldiers at your command. ...more.

A high school math teacher and girl's basketball coach allegedly offered one of his students $100 to strip for him during a make-up test. After being declined, he offered another $100, because he's a shrewd negotiator. So a story about this crime seems interesting right? Apparently not, since this story ends up talking about the success of his high school basketball team. ...more.

A judge dismissed the lawsuit of a woman's who was arrested for dancing in a park. Yes, dancing in a park. In spite of her looking like Elaine on Seinfeld, I think you'd have to agree that she might not deserve to be behind bars. But oh well, let that be a lesson to all you "dancers" out there. ...more.

A bar was charged with serving an alcoholic beverage to an underaged person when they gave a Jell-O shot to a girl under 21. In response, the bar did what any logical person would do..argued that, since it was Jell-O, they didn't actually give the girl an alcoholic beverage. Bad news for any of you planning on getting underaged girls drunk: The court ruled against them. ...more.

This story is pretty shocking, not that it happened, but because it didn't happen in a crappy Steve Martin movie in which he plays a bumbling French detective. A woman slipped while with her art class in the Metropolitan Museum of Art and her pratfall ended up ripping a chunk out of an extremely large, expensive Pablo Picasso painting. Womp womp. ...more.

The slogan for Pokemon has always been "Gotta Catch 'Em All." Ignoring grammar, one woman saw this as a higher calling in life, collecting over 12,000 Pokemon items long past their cultural relevancy and is now being named the world's biggest Pokemon collector. The joy in her quotes about the matter are probably deserving of a spade shovel to the face. ...more.

Lawyers have a tough job what with the suit-wearing and lying. They also have to deal with criminals, which doesn't seem fun. Particularly when you're trying to defend them and they end up viciously attacking you in court. ...more.

Often times, people will go to great lengths to sneak into a "better" country in the hopes of improving their situation. for example, take a look at this story of a couple of teens from Afghanistan sneaking into luggage to get into Italy. You can also click here to see the pictures, which are even more priceless. Did they make the boy stay still so they could get the photos? So many questions! ...more.

The crisis in Haiti is obviously a massive story (text "Haiti" to 90999 to donate $10 to Red Cross's efforts), so everyone wants to help out. But what about the donations that are a bit, um, less helpful? Take for example this donation from an American Christian organization of a couple solar-powered Bibles. Yes, solar-powered Bibles. ...more.

If there's one thing China is known for, it's being accepting and tolerant of the diverse sea of beliefs inside of its inhabitants. For proof, check out this first time pageant coming to Beijing in which someone will be crowned the first ever Mr. Gay China. ...more.