"Ghetto baskets" are a classy gift
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6 CommentsI'm often trying to think of a gift that both provides the recipient with worthless things and makes me appear racist. Thank the Heavens for helping Ghetto Baskets to find its way into my inbox....more.Basketball is deadly
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5 CommentsI used to love basketball but due to now being older and not having melanin, I no longer can play the game with the same amount of zeal. And here's another reason why that's a good idea...rims with murderous intent.It's like that old "Grant Hill drinks Sprite!" Sprite commercial where the guy tries to dunk but falls backwards, only instead of falling backwards, this guy almost died. Much les ...more.Oh Hulu, you and your racism
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0 CommentsThe show I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here is, well I don't know if it's doing well but it's certainly existing. Nonetheless, Hulu is pushing it on its homepage. But Hulu may want to be careful with the images it selects juxtaposed with the shortened descriptions....more.Negus is wildin'
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1 CommentsOur friends at The Smoking Section (a fantastic site if you like hip hop or things that terrify white people) unearthed this clip from an old Scripps Spelling Bee of a young white boy terrified of spelling the word "negus." You need to watch it to appreciate it.I can really relate to this kid. One time I went up to Harlem to look at an apartment and I told the broker, "This is a lovely place ...more.Guido Beach
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0 CommentsIn this video we take a look a documentary-esque look at the elusive "Guido" and, well, it's a pretty embarrassing time to be an American with Italian ancestry.So who's the one to blame for this? At what point did the representation of Italian people go from a pizza man with a monkey with an organ to a mobster to some orange goblin with electric shocked hair? I mean, don't get me wrong, I ha ...more.Oh you racist Nikon camera, you
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4 CommentsI don't own a camera, too many concerns over my soul being stolen. But apparently this Nikon, with a feature that detects if someone blinked so that you can reshoot the photo, apparently doesn't quite get the existence of Asian people....more.Time for some racism!
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1 CommentsApparently this video by an artist with classical influences named "Ms. Peachez" came out in 2006. I hadn't heard of it until recently when the heroes known as Opie and Anthony brought it to my attention so it's new to me, that counts for something. It's a song titled "Fry That Chicken."You see the problem is that Ms. Peachez doesn't seem like some brilliant satirist. And when you're kind o ...more.President Obama is a misogynist
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2 CommentsOr he's dug too many open graves in his life. Either way this photo of him, Michelle Obama, and some tree-planting volunteers is pretty funny....more.This might be the funniest pic I've seen
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2 CommentsI'm not huge on posting macro-image photos, but this one is entirely too funny. I have no clue on the pretext (I think it's something with Natalee Holloway's disappearance) but, seriously, laugh aloud with me....more.Jesus loves racist puppets
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0 CommentsI love racism, puppets, and mindless Christianity. What's that you say, a video just for me? Why thank you!Man that's awesome to see all sorts of puppets getting together and overcoming their differences. So what if I'm a puppet with a headdress and you're allegedly a black puppet though you look kind of grayish (zombie perhaps?), we can all unite under our hatred for the Latino puppet. Oh ...more.Stephen Colbert and RNC head Michael Steele's rap off
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0 CommentsI accidentally kept spelling the headline for this as "Rape Off," which would have also been awesome but slightly more awkward to watch. The set-up is that Stephen Colbert challenged Michael Steele to a freestyle rap-off, Steele agreed and then...nothing. I expect more street cred from my Republican National Committee chairs.I think it's a great idea for the RNC to shift up their image, so i ...more.Not the right kind of facial
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0 CommentsVia ChannelAte comes this old comic that amused me more than you could possibly understand....more.Spigots
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0 CommentsVia Dustinland comes this comic about what word could possibly be the most racist and simultaneously the least racist word of all....more.This is an awesome piece of Mario art
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1 CommentsKitschy street art usually annoys me, but this photo I saw on Buzzfeed is just awesome in every way....more.This store really knows its demographics
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1 CommentsPoorly translated signs are easy to make fun of and kind of lazy. If you asked me to translate something to Chinese, it'd probably be something really racist or about sesame chicken. But still, this Taiwanese store name tickled my fancy....more.Woman calls 911 three times due to lack of McNuggets
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8 CommentsA woman in Florida got in trouble with the police for calling 911 three times because a McDonald's employee would not refund her money due to the restaurant not having McNuggets. You can hear all three calls below.[media id=5] [media id=6] [media id=7]When cops responded to the restaurant, Goodman told them, "This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't h ...more.Drinking can cost you all this
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0 CommentsIf you were a nubile young man in 1909, you might have seen anti-liquor posters like this. Your reaction may not be what they intended....more.
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