This is an absolutely awful story but still, you need to read it purely for the "holy sh--" factor. Some drunks in New Guinea are raping women at an alarming rate. But the attacks are even more bizarre due to the fact that the women being attacked are all HIV/AIDS sufferers. A special place completely lacking in first-class accommodations in hell awaits, I'm sure. ...more.

Perhaps the best headline in the history of headlines? Yes. Some stripper raped a dude. Shocker, he didn't like it. ...more.

When a woman finds herself a victim of a sexual assault, she should expect to be treated with care or respect. Unless you're from Kansas, in which case they show the photos of your sexual assault to anyone with a set of eyes. ...more.

Other than getting shoved off his bike, it seems like this Swedish dude had the best day ever, getting stripped and "molested sexually" by a group of young tattooed women....more.

A woman in the UK was the victim of an attempted sexual assault. Fortunately, she got away with the help of her trusty rape stick."I heard footsteps behind me and I just knew it wasn't a walker as they sounded like heavy work shoes," she recalled, "I have no idea where he came from because he just seemed to appear from nowhere. When I noticed he was wearing jeans and a padded jacket, I knew for ...more.

So this is a little (a lot) sad, but the quote was pretty amusing, so it's my journalistic duty to bring it to you.A woman raking her yard this morning was attacked by a man who tried to rape her, prompting her to yell at him that she was an octogenarian, police said."I'm 80 years old, what's wrong with you!" police said the woman yelled.The suspect pushed the woman to the ground, removed he ...more.

I'm a big fan of absurdist situations. Like when a woman accused me of fathering her child and I went, "BWA HA I'M THE MAGIC MAN" and threw sulfuric acid at her. It didn't come off as whimsical as it was in my head. Anyway here's a guy in a huge banana costume scaring people.I remember the first time I encountered a living banana. I stared into its cold, dead eyes. It had a smile, but it ...more.

Man, you can never underestimate the power of Craigslist. Not only can you get worn out, semen-stained couches, but you can even hire someone to rape your wife. What a country!...more.

This story is a testament to the power of the Internet in both its reach and how fed up a place it is...some 20 year-old was arrested for live-streaming a rape of an unconscious woman. Yeah. You can see a pic of old Rapecam McGee here....more.

I'm not sure where I stand on this one. A prison guard, Reyna Lujan (pictured here for you to determine if you'd f her or not) had sex with an inmate at the jail where she worked. She got knocked up. And, as a result of the proof of sex, she's now being accused of rape....more.

Reportedly, a major part of the report which President Barack Obama is attempting to avoid releasing to the public includes graphic photos of Iraqi prisoners being tortured, raped, and sexually abused. For more sexiness, read on....more.

I know, rape is never funny. UNLESSSSS it's done by a dog on a grandma for 40 seconds while everyone in the family just stands there watching.It's very cute to watch when a dog does it (and you're not the victim), much less cute when it's a guy fresh out of jail named Chooch. I imagine he prefers to rape the elderly women primarily because they have the skin that most closely resembles Snaus ...more.

I admit that I don't understand all our "laws" but apparently, it's totally okay to charge an 11 year-old girl with three counts of rape. No details as to what happened have been released and police are incredibly vague as to what happened, which makes the story even odder to me, like a deeply disturbing mystery novel....more.

A Pennsylvania woman found out she was infertile but, darn it, she wanted kids really bad. So she did some soul-searching and came to the totally logical conclusion that she should drug her 13 year-old daughter and have her boyfriend rape her to impregnate her. Clever....more.