I was just talking to my girlfriend about what religion we'd raise our kids (crossing my fingers for snake handler) and we sort of decided that maybe the whole church thing wasn't for us. But after seeing news about this Chicago church which is giving away money to get people into the building, well, I'm a devout follower of the almighty dollar. ...more.

Some a-holes who really love Star Wars dress like the characters everyday, apparently, because they're so well-adjusted and normal. A chain of stores in the UK has banned them from wearing their ceremonial Douchebags Robes and Hoods into the store. Outrage is abound. ...more.

Most people would believe that being a religious man would predispose you to being a good person on some level (shhh, play along). But Rodney McGill, a self-proclaimed pastor of some church, did his best to dispel that myth by praying to God for his accusers and witnesses to die in 500 different ways. God was unavailable for comment. ...more.

Getting people on board with religion can be difficult in this overly saturated age of media. Fortunately, the advertising agency making media buys on behalf of Jesus is really thinking outside the box. ...more.

I know the headline conjures up images of some sort of fantastical superhero whose origin story you probably wouldn't want to know. But this is a simple video of a simple man at Kansas State who has said NO MORE to self-pleasure. ...more.

Christian people love telling everyone else that they should be Christian too. So some teenage white girl and her equally white friend took it to the streets to convert their Indian pal to the flock. ...more.

Christianity preaches tolerance and care for others (um, theoretically, perhaps not in practice). But you know what they don't teach you enough? How to tear things up at a water park! YEE HAW! ...more.

I've often thought that farming was a job for the poor or uneducated. No one ever told me about all the naked dancing though, so perhaps I need to reevaluate....more.

I think we've all, at some point, thought about the damage we could do with nude photos of an ex girlfriend. And even though I could totally ruin someone's life with nude photos, it might not be quite as out of character as this Italian dude who posted a topless photo of his nun-in-training ex....more.

It's easy to mock organized religion, which appeals to me because I'm very lazy. But it's even easier to just run a video of people at a Christian convention thing getting "touched" by God and appearing to have seizures. So let's do that!Now let's say God said, "Fuck it, let me manifest myself in this douchebag preacher"; why would He then decide to make them go into convulsions? If God bes ...more.

Granted, I often burst into flames the moment I enter a church, but I haven't ever gotten the opportunity to see a young man being exorcised of his homosexuality. But this exorcism of The Gays out of a kid in a Connecticut church is undeniably compelling.I like how the woman towards the end of the video is trying to be poignant when she says that she "thinks they were trying to help him, but ...more.

Via Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal comes this comic about what'd really happen during Jesus's second coming....more.

Generally speaking, as Dave Chappelle once noted, women have devalued the power of their cooches. But this chick who won't kiss a man until marriage probably a bit too much.When one Washington bride-to-be ties the knot this summer it will will be her first day sharing her life and her kiss.Rachel Welch, 21, says she decided at the age of 14 that she wasn't going to kiss any guy until she wa ...more.

Do you doubt the power of God? Well there may finally be proof to shut you up. Take a look at this video of some crazy guy under arrest who prays to God, gets tased, and then somehow gets away from the police (actually tasing happens in the last 30 seconds).So wait, this shit works? Like I can pray to God when I'm in trouble and he'll just get me out of it, like a magician or being a rich w ...more.