What is the MaruBot Football League, you ask? Well, it is a game that looks a lot like foosball only it has little robots under glass that you control remotely with joysticks. In other words, way cooler than foosball...The makers of the game say, "This may replace world wide popular table hockey game in the future." That shouldn't be too hard since the only place I see table hockey anymore is at t ...more.

While this Japanese machine (Japanese... go figure) is actually made to extract disaster victims from areas too hazardous for human rescue workers, it looks more like something out of a sci-fi movie with robots picking up people and eating them. Sure, it's run by remote control by humans, but just wait until it figures out that it doesn't really need us anymore...H/T: Pink Tentacle ...more.

Technology can be so frustrating sometimes. Fortunately, you can always just smash it up and it can't do a damn thing to you. Unless you've got a sentient robot, in which case, you probably should have thought that through a bit more. ...more.

Via ChannelAte comes this comic about the first applications of telekinetics. ...more.

Via Basic Instructions comes this comic on how to set and, more importantly, achieve a long-term goal. Inspirational. ...more.

I often masturbate thinking of what the future would be like, with my robot maid and her sassy attitude and skirt that shows off her pleasure chip. She knows what she's doing. But when you look at the world of today, as seen through the eyes of the past, here's what our lives look like.I'm perpetually a bit disappointed in the world we live in today. I still get sick (including at this very ...more.

Microsoft built a house of the future and it's about as splendidly lazy as you'd imagine. Take a look.I don't know how I feel about this. We're pretty lazy already, I can't imagine that making it so we have to do any less is actually going to be good for people. Most of America seems one PE class away from completely bedridden obesity, let's not tempt fate shall we?Plus I don't know that ...more.

Robots are pretty much universally accepted as being the thing that destroys us all. For further proof, look no further than this one robot's revolt against a factory worker.A Swedish company has been fined 25,000 kronor ($3,000) after a malfunctioning robot attacked and almost killed one of its workers at a factory north of Stockholm.Public prosecutor Leif Johansson mulled pressing charges a ...more.

Via fw4d.com comes this comic about robots that I enjoyed way more than anything else I could find after looking for like half an hour and giving up....more.

Via I-Am-Bored (one of my favorite sites for randomness) comes this bold name for a Wi-Fi network that you either don't want to connect to or want to connect to in complete anonymity (and shame)....more.

Another daily update for you in this lazy holiday season in which I bring you the best dose of worthlessness I can find, ideally within 5 minutes or so.Robots fighting!I don't know what it is about robots fighting exactly that does it for me. Maybe it's the way they move so inorganically or maybe it's the way it foretells a dystopic future where robots will destroy us all. Either way, pretty ...more.

I like the site We the Robots. It's not my favorite comic, or even funny all of the time, but it has robots talking and doing stuff, and I appreciate that....more.

Rock'em Sock'em Robots are for gays. Check out these badass robots engaging in the most deadly sport of all: Robot Ultimate Fighting.Just think...if we're this close to robots that can murder each other, we must be mere years away from robots designed to pleasure you. Not just physically (which may be slightly overrated because I don't know if you've ever had sex with your refrigerator, but ...more.

NFL: Ex-Chicago teammate calls Benson lazyNFL: Worker dies at Cowboys stadium construction siteNASCAR: Harvick: Young 'punks' among biggest complainersSOCCER: Celebratory gunfire over Iraq soccer winSOCCER: Scientists predict robots will beat humans by 2050PGA: Adam Scott's caddie tangles with unruly fanon 205th recommends: LOT D ...more.