This video is all the rage in Russia, much like stale vodka, governmentally supplied bread, and inspirational messages from punchdrunk American boxers with a speech impediment. What you're about to witness is the luckiest unlucky guy in the world. ...more.

The caption on this bizarre clip of a Russian's kid show says: "Детская теле-передача Поднимает настроение, улучшает аппетит!" That is so true! Anyway, I'm not sure what's going on here, but it doesn't seem like something kids should be taught on TV. ...more.

Check out these Russian dudes and how they do fancy tricks with their vodka shots. Never has the lead up to a Communist DUI been so visually impressive.That's a pretty impressive skill but there's something unflinchingly homoerotic about throwing a liquid into your friend's open mouth, followed by him squinting his eyes and choking the liquid down. Not to say these guys are gay or anything, ...more.

Though this story is about vaginas, I'm pretty sure you can file this one under creepy instead of sexy. Russian Tatiata Kozhevnikova set the world record in vaginal strength by holding a ball that's 14 kilos (about 31 pounds) in weight. Yikes....more.

I like Russia a lot. Ever since they stopped being Communist and stuff, they churn out hot women and make for fun villains in movies. Here's a combination of both of those new Russian hotnesses.Women often say that I'm a misogynist, which I find unfair. There are certain things that men can do well which women just can't and shouldn't do. Including firing large guns, lifting heavy objects, ...more.

Raccoons are so sexy with their darkened eyes and fur so you could see why a drunk man would try to f one. But yeah, not the best idea....more.