Just about every week, we bring you whores doing stupid things on YouTube for your attention in a section I like to call Random YouTube Fetish. This week, some of the best videos on the Internet of girls petting cute little animals! Awwww so cute! And arousing! This is the most confusing erection I've had since that unfortunate incident with my proctologist.This one is great because the girl ...more.

Sometimes I like to put together random memes to come up with a post idea. Look no further than this post...list + sexy girls + visual sport + people getting hurt + video = GREATEST THING EVER ON INTERNET? Probably not. I'd need kitties doing cute things to round it out. But we'll try anyway. For your Random YouTube Fetish pleasure...this week, girls play dodgeball for amusement, attention, a ...more.

Girls will do anything for your YouTube views and, let's be honest, guys will watch anything with a hot chick. This week: Reading.It's important to be nice and loose and limber before reading. What with all the vital leg movements you must do.The commenter on this video who says "Intelligence fetish" is so right. She has HUUUUGE brains. Nice and full, round. Man, I'd love to just smush ...more.

Girls will do anything for your YouTube views. This week: Brushing their teeth.You have a thong and a decent stomach, so why not combine those two pastimes with a third: oral hygeine.Tooth brushing for attention: The Myspace whore way. If only they could put Photoshop filters on YouTube videos.Porn slut brushes teeth in her underwear to drive traffic to her pornographic site. Presumab ...more.

After last week's post about the Wii Fit whores I wondered...what other sort-of mundane but vaguely sexual activities are out there on YouTube?Cartwheels are always fun. Cheerleaders do them, you look up their skirt, everyone laughs and hides their slight erection. But it's kind of perturbing to see a chick do them over and over spliced with photos of her cleavage. Perturbingly arousing, but ...more.

Want to make a successful YouTube video? Here's how! Step one: Buy a Nintendo Wii. Step two: Buy Wii fit. Step three: Have vagina. Step four: Don't be too fat. It's that easy!My personal favorite because this girl is attractive, sluttily dressed, and desperate for attention. All are qualities I look for in a woman. They say you look for a woman like your mother.This one thinks it's cl ...more.