From the beautiful...uh...lawns of Maui....more.

Lindsay Lohan and gal pal (I sound like a real gossiper!) Samantha Ronson were in NYC yesterday....more.

Not sure why I keep posting pics of Lindsay Lohan and her boyfriend Sam in bikinis. It is such a paradox for me. On one hand, I kind of like looking at Lindsay Lohan in a bikini. On the other, she's with that dude. On my third hand, this is probably just a prelude to her munching that dude's box later in the day. I am so conflicted.My penis just doesn't know what to think. I mean, take a look at t ...more.

You know how every so often I break out some pics of two (or three) hot chicks getting all touchy feely and turn it into a lesbian fantasy? If you don't you really should click that link there. Well, this is not one of those cases. Now don't get me wrong, I'd love to see Lindsay Hohan in a lesbian tryst with another girl. Unfortunately I am not sure Samantha Ronson has the qualifications to be suc ...more.

How come Lindsay Lohan being a lesbian isn't more exciting to me? Is it because she is being a lesbian with in my opinion a chick who looks like a ugly dude? That's got to be it.And while my favorite 18-year-old(TM) Hayden Panettiere is not technically showing any nipplage here, she is showing what I believe to be the most cleavage she has ever shown, thus making her an honorary member of our Firs ...more.

In related news, I'm planning on eating a tuna sandwich this afternoon. I assume that it will provide me similar joy to what Lindsay's experiencing. GET THE LOWDOWN HERE... ...more.