I don't know what kind of Veep Sarah Palin would have been, but if it weren't for that whole running the country thing I would have been thrilled to have her in office just so we could have someone who was kinda hawt in the White House. Here's Mrs. Palin at the Republican Governors Association in Miami this week, showing us a couple of her best assets. Her legs! What were you thinking?From these a ...more.

Regardless of who you voted for, Sarah Palin has made us all winners because of things like this... ...more.

We're coming down to the wire here in the US with our Presidential election so here's a reminder of what you can vote for tomorrow.I think it's so cute how she tries to be smart and poignant. It's like watching a dog chase its tail. Or a retarded kid trying to not eat the soap. Yeah, you'd like to think it'll succeed, but odds are it'll end up just dizzy and vomiting on the floor. And who ...more.

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Remember the old Reebok viral commercials for Terry Tate: Office Linebacker? In which a large black man looking like an NFL linebacker would run in to the office and hit random people acting like assholes in the office? Well he's back! And making political statements!Whatever, it's not like it's the first time Sarah Palin has been plowed by a large black man. In Alaska, they call them "Moo ...more.

Ok, you gotta wade through about 50 seconds of the Palin interview before you get a pleasant surprise... ...more.

Ever wondered what at least one of the Golden Girls thinks about the upcoming election? Well, good news! Betty White has answered your prayers!The last time I heard such salty language from a post-menopausal woman, it was Forcible Sodomy Night at the old folks' home. Now why would there be Forcible Sodomy Night at an old folks' home? Well, they canceled Bingo Night after the stock market t ...more.

Bristol Palin's baby daddy Levi Johnston opened up in a Q and A with the Associated Press. Poeticism abound. Several nuggets of brilliance below.Johnston said he wasn't forced to campaign with Palin's mother. Bristol Palin invited him and Johnston jumped at the chance. It was a whirlwind experience for Johnston, who was seated with the Palins at the Republican National Convention."At first, ...more.

Polls are coming out showing that Tina Fey's portrayal of Sarah Palin may make people view her as even more (or equally as much) of a dumbass as she is....more.

There's a good chance that if you read this site, you consider yourself part of the more intelligent side of America (or, at the very least, consider yourself to be better than most people). Well, here's proof that you are:Sure, it's easy to call these McCain-Palin supporters idiots. It's easy to call them mouthbreathers and racists and sheltered white people. It's easy to call them one mer ...more.

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Tina Fey has been absolutely nailing Sarah Palin (not to be confused with the porn film "Nailin' Paylin") week after week on SNL. So what's Sarah Palin's response? Taking her on in a battle of comedic wits.It's looking more and more likely that Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin will appear on ''Saturday Night Live'' -- to have some fun with Tina Fey.As the comedian's impressions of the GOP vice pres ...more.

I stay away from Politics on this site as much I can humanly can. Come to think of it, I don't even find this political at all.Its almost like watching those skateboarders right before they face plant on the pavement. You know its bad, you don't want to watch, but you do anyways. ...more.

Sarah Palin is smart and reads good.COURIC: And when it comes to establishing your world view, I was curious, what newspapers and magazines did you regularly read, before you were tapped for this, to stay informed and to understand the world?PALIN: I've read most of them again with a great appreciation for the press for the media, I mean...COURIC: Like what ones specifically? I'm curious tha ...more.