Welcome to the 2009 edition of our Sexiest Woman in the World event! As I stated last year, there are many sites and magazines that do this and in most cases they get it wrong (see Lohan, Lindsay; Spears, Britney; and Mills, Heather). Last year you, my awesome readers, voted Kate Beckinsale as the 2008 Sexiest Female on the Planet and I couldn't have been more pleased with your taste. Let's try no ...more.

Saturday I did a post on mega-hottie Sarah Shahi rolling around in her lingerie. Today I see some pics of someone claiming to be Sarah Shahi at the premiere of the movie Bride Wars in New York. Take a look...Same rack? Check. Sexy smile? Check. Smoldering eyes? How the f should I know since this chick is wearing my grandfather's spectacles?! (Side note: I'd still motorboat the shit out of that.) ...more.

I have no idea when these pictures were taken and really it matters not because it's former NFL cheerleader turned whatever it is she does now Sarah Shahi in her underwear. They could have been taken on a spaceship orbiting Saturn 10 years ago and I would have posted them.Uh oh, don't look now, but I think... wait... yes, there it is... I see some nipple. ...more.

As a legitimate media outlet, where would I be without my follow-up on yesterday's post where I was totally enamored with Sarah Shahi. Well I've found even more on her and would like to put even more in her....more.

From GQ's Men of the Year party last night in Los Angeles...I have no clue who this chick is. The image credit reads "Sarah Shahi" which sounds like some B-list foreigner or perhaps a woman who gained her fame by marrying a Pokemon. Either way, all I know is that I want her to be a part of my life, preferably a part of my life that involves my genitals. Even if that means she's just checkin ...more.

What show is Sarah Shahi on again? She is on a TV show right? I mean this is her at the he NBC Universal 2008 Press Tour All-Star Party. Oh, she's going to be on some new show called Life. Got it. Funny, I only know her as a former NFL Cheerleader that's been naked on camera (Google it, bitch).Did you know her real name is Aahoo Jahansouz Shahi and that she is a great-great-granddaughter of the 19 ...more.