You may think that it sucks how, in your relationship, your girlfriend refuses to have sex with you on a regular basis since the flame has softened a bit. But you know what'd be even worse? If she sleepwalked into sex with strangers AND didn't sleep with you. Yes, this actually happened. ...more.

The two surgeries women most often get are liposuction and breast implants. Well, now thanks to an advancement in science in the UK, here's two birds brutally murdered with one stone: They can take your fat and inject it into your boobs to make you thinner AND bustier. To science! ...more.

Well, if this is safe-for-work enough for YouTube, it's probably safe enough for me. Here's a video that breaks down the science of intercourse, including an MRI OF HOT SEX ACTION (pictured left). Believe me, if you find anything remotely hot about this, or can make out what's what in this photo, you need to reevaluate. Skip to 1:38 for the money shot, so to speak. ...more.

I'll be honest, I don't think this is so funny, but it seems like it's one of those things that'll be everywhere today because it's so amazing and dammit I'm here for you. So watch and enjoy this New Zealand sports anchor and his vigorous urination. ...more.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal is one of the leaders in merging important lessons of biology with illustrations. Here's all you need to know about DNA....more.

There's really nothing I can do to adequately segue into this, but here's some sort of sex toy created by a Japanese scientist and, well, really all you can do is watch it.You see, the rubber vagina is connected to a series of 24 magnets, just like a real human vagina, so it adequately recreates the vaginal experience. Also, when clustered, magnets bleed on themselves every 28 days and often ...more.

The surveillance we have everywhere in our lives is kind of a mess. But as kids get more and more, um, out there, there's a tough line for principals and deans to walk with reporting and watching what the kids do....more.

This is a somewhat disturbing photo but you're already at the post so this warning probably won't help. Anywho...take a look at the first US face transplant done to 46 year-old Connie Culp, shot in the face by her husband in 2004....more.

Everyone loves porn. In fact, the odds are that you're watching pornography right now, stroking to something in the background while reading me. Which kind of turns me on, it's a vicious cycle. Anyway according to a professor who studies such things, porn is, how do you say, not so good....more.

Harvard is opening a lab to study dogs' brains and memories in the hopes of better understanding the human mind. Spoiler alert: This research is going to yield a whole lot about Snausages.Studying a species known to chase its own tail may seem an unlikely way to better understand the human mind. But scientists at Harvard University's new Canine Cognition Lab hope to gain insight into more than ...more.

Via PHD Comics comes this look at the differences between the science on our favorite TV shows and how it is in real life....more.

Via Idiot Comics comes this comic that teaches us the importance and/or annoyance of Daylight Savings Time....more.

Dentists are kind of the bottom feeders of medical doctors so it's not a shocker that they use a lot of their time gassing women up and groping them. Unfortunately, this dentist got caught so he had to make some shit up.The attorney for a Woodland dentist told jurors that his client massaged women's chests as part of a medical treatment.Defense attorney Michael Rothschild told the six-man, ...more.

Great news coming out of Harvard this morning as it appears that they've found a cure for herpes in mice! Yayyyyy....more.