Via My Apokalips comes this comic that feels like a joke I've made before, so I feel much less special now. Nice to see it illustrated though....more.

You know what's a sign you're failing at being a zookeeper? When you have two male ducks and one female duck, the last of their species, and you somehow turn the two male ducks gay, thus ensuring their extinction. And an increased ability in interior duck decoration.Keepers at a bird sanctuary in West Sussex hoped that the last remaining female Blue Duck in the country - called Cherry - might ...more.

These are two men. That is a bathtub full of McDonald's cheeseburgers....more.