Great sex will do crazy things to a person. But amnesia? Apparently that's the case in this absurd story of a woman who, after a boning from her lover, ended up thinking it was like a decade earlier. Ruh roh. ...more.

Have you ever woken up completely naked next to a total stranger who is trying her hardest to pretend to still be asleep while simultaneously wrapping your arms around her? As you lay there eyes wide open trying to remember her name and how you even met, she's fantasizing about how the rest of the day is going to go. While there are plenty of women who sneak out of the room to do a walk of sha ...more.

Nothing can get you all hot and stanky like a roll in the hay with a special person (or not so special person who was both there and alive). Fortunately, this old ad for Arrid Cream shows that, hey ladies, you rub this on and you won't smell like whore. ...more.

Background information is for sissies...all you need to know here is that this woman is speaking out a townhall meeting and, well, she reveals more information than you could possibly hope for. I won't spoil it for you. ...more.

Everyone owned or came in contact with the famous Fisher Price Little People set at some time or another. But are you creative enough to put something like this together, as one heroic photographer did? It's a night of euphoric passion in the form of a barnyard orgy. It's even better than I can possibly articulate here. ...more.

Want to feel better about yourself going into the weekend? Queue up this video after the jump...the rhinoceros who simply can't get it up for his lover while everyone in the zoo stares, points, and laughs. Poor poor rhino. Might be NSFW if your office frowns on hilarious rhino penis. ...more.

What this graph on the various types of sex lacks in artistic beauty it more than makes up for in accuracy.H/T: The Sublime Blog | Buzzfeed ...more.

Are you a concerned parent? With whorishness on the rise amongst kids, you should be. Fortunately, there's a solution...stuff your kids full of breakfast food. ...more.

Sex with someone for the first time can be fairly intimidating. Fortunately, the completely unironic people at Howcast are here to help you get over the hump. Check out their video entitled How to Relax During Sex with Someone New, after the jump. ...more.

It's possible that I'm just misinformed, but I assume that "sexting" (i.e. the act of sending nude photos of oneself to pals via text message) was never really allowed. But apparently Houston, Texas was giving out high fives to kids doing it (as they should) because they're now publicly banning all texting of nude or semi-nude pics and video. Telegraphing photos may still be allowed. Bold decla ...more.

How can you put a damper on what's the most common fantasy of the American male? By asking if you can watch then, after being told no, getting violent and beating everyone up with your brother's help. Story of the year! ...more.

I don't know if I just spend way too much time on the Internet or if there are seriously a large group of people out there who decide that their cars are unbelievably hot, but here's a story of a gentleman who saw his car and said, "Yeah...I'd hit it." ...more.

Well, if this is safe-for-work enough for YouTube, it's probably safe enough for me. Here's a video that breaks down the science of intercourse, including an MRI OF HOT SEX ACTION (pictured left). Believe me, if you find anything remotely hot about this, or can make out what's what in this photo, you need to reevaluate. Skip to 1:38 for the money shot, so to speak. ...more.

A flowchart from the kids over at Holy Taco that determines if you are going to have sex on your date. I see very little to argue with here.H/T: The Sublime Blog ...more.