The Fleshlight is a popular tool for a man's solo ventures into the world of sexuality. It also looks like Thomas the Tank Engine. But this Halloween, the Fleshlight company has made a little extra tweak to its product. One that's a bit perturbing. ...more.

Have you ever looked at Thomas the Tank Engine and thought, hmm...he looks like someone I know? Well you were half right, presuming you're a big fan of inanimate sex toys. Maybe NSFW (assuming you work somewhere extremely conservative that thinks non-sexual objects can NSFW) photo after the jump. ...more.

For years I've felt like my "solo time" has lacked a degree of whimsy. But thanks to the good people at Kanojo Toys, I can now get all the satisfaction of having sex with an egg without any of the ruining of omelets. ...more.

Apparently every day on Hasbro's Web site, there's a Scrabble Word of the Day. Sunday's was extremely educational....more.

Well sir and/or madame, here's your chance! The new "Head O State" dildo offers all of the hot Barack Obama action without any of the Obama mess!...more.