Teaching can be frustrating. Little kids running around, yelling, soiling themselves. So sometimes you've got to teach them a lesson. That lesson: When you crap yourself, shove the evidence into your bag and take it home with you....more.

Getting tried for a crime can be stressful on anyone. But there are probably better ways to handle it than smearing crap on the face of your lawyer then throwing more at the jury....more.

This is your last update of 2008 so I should make it a good one. Only I'm not because there's f'ing nothing extremely funny on the Internet right now (see what happens when I take a semi-vacation?) and I'm a lazy lazy man when I don't "have" to do work. So here's the best things I could find.Nerds mod NERF gun to make it superpoweredI have no technical abilities whatsoever when it comes to b ...more.

Artist Paul McCarthy makes some real shitty art...LITERALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway, puns aside, his big inflatable dog poo art "Complex Shit" destroyed the museum it was housed in and damaged nearby houses and land in an unspeakable act of fecal violence.A giant inflatable dog poo has caused chaos, breaking windows and pulling down power lines, after it flew away from an outdoor exhibiti ...more.