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  • Fox News will get you laid

    3 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under videos
    Fox News is a joke of a news outlet, which is fine, because they have hot chicks like Ainsley Earnhardt. But she didn't expect to get hit on by some dude who she's interviewing.Here's a Pro Tip: When attempting to flirt with a chick, especially on national TV, don't reveal to her that you've "been reading up on her." Yes, girls love when you listen to their endless prattling, but at the same ...more.
  • Ted Danson is smooooooth

    0 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under videos
    Picking up ladies is an art form...you can't go out there all willy nilly with real emotions or thoughts because they will EAT YOU ALIVE. Fortunately, Ted Danson can help with some sexy pick-up lines to get you sexy ladies.Pretty stirring stuff. Sure, you can question how effective these lines would be coming out of your mouth, but hey, it got Ted Danson into the much coveted pantaloons of W ...more.
  • Running over ladies will not make them want to bed you

    1 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under weird news
    Some guy tried to get some foxy ladies at a doughnut shop in California. Unfortunately, they rejected him, so he responded like any logical person might...by trying to run all three of them down with his car.A Pasadena, Calif. man has been charged with trying to run down three women who spurned his advances at Newport Beach.Prosecutors said Wednesday that Bryan Curiel faces life in prison i ...more.
  • Grand Theft Auto IV has arrived with extra sauciness

    1 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under videos
    Today is the day many people across the country have craved. Grand Theft Auto IV hit store shelves at midnight this morning. As I am without an Xbox still (yeah, I never sent my Red Light of Doom one in and am just planning on buying a new one when I feel like it/have money), I cannot play the game. But that won't stop me from masturbating to The Pixel Women of GTA IV!...more.
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