This is an absolutely awful story but still, you need to read it purely for the "holy sh--" factor. Some drunks in New Guinea are raping women at an alarming rate. But the attacks are even more bizarre due to the fact that the women being attacked are all HIV/AIDS sufferers. A special place completely lacking in first-class accommodations in hell awaits, I'm sure. ...more.

When a woman finds herself a victim of a sexual assault, she should expect to be treated with care or respect. Unless you're from Kansas, in which case they show the photos of your sexual assault to anyone with a set of eyes. ...more.

In the annals of fed up stories, there are few that can quite match up to this one: A strip club who employed a "Miss America"-looking 14 year-old to strip is now suing her...after she was kidnapped and forced into stripping in the first place....more.

Kate Gosselin, better known as Kate of the Jon and Kate Plus 8 team, is a horrible person. But up until now, there hasn't been a whole lot of meaningful proof of it. Well, here we go with one that's a doozy: Watch Kate deny her children water.Description from WWTDD: Here we see Plus 8 chasing fireflies and playing kick the can. Oh wait no they’re in a television studio so Kate can use them ...more.

I've often wondered how parents can have sex when they have kids because those darn children are so demanding. Now, I know...they just pull over to the side of the road and have sex with the kids in the back seat....more.

This is kind of an odd (and sad) legal situation in which a doctor who gave his wife a kidney is now going through a brutal divorce with her. And he wants his kidney back or, at least, some money for it....more.

So I hope Jesus's birthday was wonderful for you all. It was less so for me because, after buying seemingly 700 million gifts, I'm now giving handjobs on the street corner for reasonable rates. Tis the season!Psychic fails at..psychic..nessPro tip: Don't be specific with your cold reading guesses when you're a ugly old lady pretending to be a psychic.This is totally why I failed at being ...more.

With the growth of lesbianism and, apparently, less guys jizzing into cups for their procreation benefits, regulators in Australia are concerned that there might be incest going on down under....more.