Perhaps the best headline in the history of headlines? Yes. Some stripper raped a dude. Shocker, he didn't like it. ...more.

Via Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal comes this important lesson on how to deal with monsters under your child's bed....more.

You know what's frustrating? How people with magic powers never want to actually show you them. Take for example this guy who claims to fly and shit but, instead, screams and flails around.If I had a magic power, it'd probably be the gift of GAB. Oh, not like, talking smoothly. In this case, rather than speech, GAB would stand for Gagged Anal Bondage. It's not magical in the traditional s ...more.

A Romanian woman was admitted to the hospital with quite a unique situation: She had a "huge" can of hairspray lodged in her rectum....more.

Via Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal (our first two-time Comic of the Day, congrats to them on this utterly meaningless accomplishment) comes this gem about how you may not want to propose to the woman of your dreams....more.

Okay so this probably won't be a recurring feature, but dare to dream. Check out this video of how some Greeks celebrate Easter. Spoiler: They're idiots.Not pictured in the celebration: The winner gets sodomy. I'm not going to lie, that's like all I know about Greece...gyros, sodomy, and men wrestling in the nude. But the latter two ingredients sure do make for a delicious food in the form ...more.

I thought there was a science to being a doctor. Turns out, all you need is a hammer and a little bit of hope.A suburban Kansas City man said he feels fine, even though a nailgun accidentally fired a 2.5-inch nail into the top of his head.The mishap occurred last Friday while George Chandler of Shawnee, Kan., and a friend were doing a project in a back yard.The nailgun hose became tangled ...more.