Celebrities these days really seem to love Halloween. Whether it’s Paris Hilton dressed as a slutty nurse to Paris Hilton dressed as a slutty cop or even Paris Hilton dressed as a slutty Batman; more and more celebs seem to be going all out while attending lavish Hollywood Halloween parties. But sometimes their costumes aren’t always obvious to the untrained eye. See if you can look at the picture and guess the what each celebrity is dressed as.

1. Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are dressed as:

Answer: A box of cookies and “whipped”

2. Chris Klein is dressed as:

Answer: Somebody whose career peaked with the first American Pie movie

3. Gwen Stefani is dressed as:

Answer: Lazy

4. Olivia Munn and friend are dressed as:

Answer: Every nerd’s fantasy and Star Jones circa 1999

5. Lady Gaga is dressed as:

Answer: Spit

6. Nicky Hilton is dressed as:

Answer: The reason there are such strict sex offender laws in the US

7. Santa Claus is dressed as:

Answer: Dick Cheney during Christmas Dinner

8. Gary Busey is dressed as:

Answer: The guy that’s been killing all the neighborhood cats.

9. Dennis Rodman is dressed as:

Answer: This isn’t Halloween; he calls this look “Monday at a PTA Meeting”

10. Heidi and Spencer Pratt are dressed as:

Answer: The Little Plastic Mermaid and The Biggest Douchebag on Earth

11. Chris Brown is dressed as:

Answer: Ike Turner

12. Lindsay Lohan is dressed as:

Answer: Something in L.A. that will give you the same workout as Nautilus equipment

13. Flavor Flav is dressed as:

Answer: We would have accepted: An embarrassment to his race or a Swatch

14. Bill Maher is dressed as:

Answer: A dick

15. Lady Gaga is dressed as:

Answer: Swamp Genocide

16. Courtney Love is dressed as:

Answer: A shiftless Hobo Drifter

17. Darth Vader is dressed as:

Answer: A Japanese schoolgirl

18. This man is dressed as:

Answer: Jon Gosselin–one day after the divorce.

19. Vanessa Minnillo and a friend are dressed as:

Answer: The two most overrated quarterbacks in the National Football League

20. Katy Perry is dressed as:

Answer: A woman with such spectacular boobs that the mustache wouldn’t bother most men.

I will never understand the hatred people have for Heidi Montag. Yeah she’s a publicity whore and she’s not very talented and she hasn’t really done anything to deserve the modicum of fame she has, but I’d still leave some modi-cum on her huge breasts and dammit that has to count for something in this crazy work-a-day world.

It’s also pretty awesome how she’s done so much with so little. Covers of magazines, countless articles about her, fashion lines and CDs (forget that these failed…hard), it’s all really impressive. It just goes to prove my theory that if you’re a woman willing to get implants and make an ass of yourself publicly, there’s no reason you shouldn’t be famous. In fact, most women should probably just quit their office jobs and dreams of making a difference in the world and just learn to shake their asses for paparazzi and blow the editors of celebrity weekly magazines (or handsome bloggers with a penchant for posting news items solely because they have a girl in a bikini). All this rah rah feminism stuff is pretty tiring, isn’t it ladies? Food for thought (that you can’t eat lest you no longer be physically attractive and thus culturally irrelevant again).