Squirrels are jerks, it's pretty much a known fact. But did you know that they are ANTI-AMERICAN TERRORISTS? Because they totally are! If you're to believe this "news story" about a Maine town. ...more.

This is just an odd story...not a quote, but quite possibly the oddest sentence written in the history of journalism. Video of the incident in question is here.Police in Warren, Ohio, released video of a woman who was interrogated by officers with a baby squirrel in her shirt.She was brought into the station to be questioned about a crime.The detective sat amazed as the woman continued the ...more.

It's pretty easy to mix up animals, particularly when you're borderline retarded. I can only assume that's the case with this guy who apparently thinks squirrels are cats.A fire crew from Paignton was called out by an RSPCA officer to a residential home in Oldway Road, after the squirrel fell down a rooftop extractor unit.Watch commander Steve Anderson said the residents first alerted the RSP ...more.

The source of this image says it's a "breasfeeding fail" but I think it's just that squirrels really know how to pleasure each other in their sleep. Either way, this squirrel is definitely doing something....more.

Stations which rely on public funding often give gifts to donors to get them to give money. Unfortunately, it is a recession which means gifts are stingy. Thus, instead of something cool, you get underpants. For a squirrel.Twice a year before its pledge drive starts, local public-radio station KRCC likes to offer members a thank-you gift for donating early.Sometimes it's symphony tickets. S ...more.

A woman named Nutt has a house that's now overrun by squirrels. Her son Buster was unavailable for comment.A woman in Northern Ireland says her home has been over-run by grey squirrels.Oonagh Nutt, from Moira in County Down, says the animals first came into her garden from an adjoining park six years ago, but in the last 18 months they got too close for comfort."I thought it was lovely, I c ...more.

Since the news has basically given up on reporting actual news, they're telling stories of assholes with squirrels in their attic. Like this asshole with a squirrel in his attic.History will show it was the squirrel who started this war.In an instinctive act of aggression, it occupied the territories known as the Jensens' attic. The Greendale family had no choice but to fight back.For weeks ...more.

The person who posted this video called this squirrel "the dumbest squirrel evar". Despite the lack of empirical evidence to support his claim (I mean are their smart squirrels and how do you quantify such a thing?), I must go along with his assessment... ...more.