Stephen Colbert is in Iraq this week and he did something pretty cool in shaving his head to support the troops.That's a pretty awesome thing to do. But you know what'd make it less awesome? If he had lice. I mean sure, the sentiment would still be there, but who knows where his motivation lies?Since I also have many readers in the Armed Forces, I'd also like to say I love you all but wil ...more.

I accidentally kept spelling the headline for this as "Rape Off," which would have also been awesome but slightly more awkward to watch. The set-up is that Stephen Colbert challenged Michael Steele to a freestyle rap-off, Steele agreed and then...nothing. I expect more street cred from my Republican National Committee chairs.I think it's a great idea for the RNC to shift up their image, so i ...more.

So I just caught up with Thursday's episode of The Colbert Report and holy shit am I sad I didn't get to this sooner. Colbert discussed the recent study that showed that fruit had usurped cookies as the #1 snack for kids. And then accused the Cookie Monster of pushing a pro-fruit agenda. So imagine his surprise when the Cookie Monster made a guest appearance to rebut!Nothing I say here woul ...more.