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  • Stripteases are too exciting for some

    0 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under videos
    A gentleman found himself on the receiving end of a sexy dance at an Italian strip club. Unfortunately, he must have gotten too excited because he ended up dying when the girl removed her clothes. Or passing out, whatever. Either way, awk-warrrrrd (NSFWish video after the jump). ...more.
  • It's all fun and games til the strap-on goes in

    0 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under weird news
    Perhaps the best headline in the history of headlines? Yes. Some stripper raped a dude. Shocker, he didn't like it. ...more.
  • Quote of the Day

    0 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under quotes
    Some dude met a classy gal at a strip club and then, shockingly, she proved to be less than reputable and ended up robbing him blind. Dishonest women in a strip club? Will wonders ever cease?Police say a 50-year-old man should not have become close to a woman he met in a strip club in Chicago Heights, Ill., given she allegedly stole from him.Police said the unidentified man from Park Forest, ...more.
  • How to turn an enemy into a friend

    1 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under pictures
    Via Basic Instructions comes this comic about the multitude of ways you can turn an enemy into one of your closest pals....more.
  • Finally, an honest strip club ad

    3 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under pictures
    Strip clubs aren't what I'd call the most honest places on Earth since they're basically built around women who have no interest in you pretending you're not a piece of shit for money and turning you on just enough to make not ejaculating to be a nuisance. Fortunately, one brave club is honest about what it offers....more.
  • This is not a sexy striptease

    0 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under videos
    In my usual daily searches for handsome men stripping, I came across this video. This is how not to give a sexy pole dance for your whore girlfriend who has a stripper pole in your bedroom.This is why you leave the stripping to the professionals. Sure, you might be athletic or even sexy. But there's years of daddy hating, self-loathing, and awkward blowjobs being given to Persian men with t ...more.
  • Stripper set on fire for some reason

    3 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under weird news
    You would think that being a stripper is all happy and respectful as showing your breasts and vagina usually is but you'd be wrong. Take, for example, this LA-area stripper who got set on fire yesterday....more.
  • Stripper pole lesson leads to a catfight

    2 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under videos
    Stripper pole exercising is hot amongst the sloppy mom set because they get to be sexy! And dance! And get in shape! But it goes wrong when you realize that some of these women aren't athletic and, well, that's when the magic happens.I guess the instructor was kind of being a bitch by laughing at the woman. It's bad enough that she's way hotter than the woman, but then you throw in the fac ...more.
  • This is what a world champion pole dance looks like

    4 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under videos
    I just stumbled across this and found it to be utterly captivating. Meet world champion (I'm not sure what body recognized her, but I'm going to assume it's the Whore Society of Athletics) pole dancer Kelly Kayne. This is what a superstar pole dancer looks like.She makes it look so effortless. Like all you need to do to be able to do athletic whorishness like this is strap on a lower back t ...more.
  • Strippers want money? No way.

    0 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under weird news
    A collection of strippers from NYC strip club Scores are suing the establishment for taking 10 cents off of every dollar the whores received from patrons using the club's fake money. Whose side am I on? The fake money, probably....more.
  • Owner of unlicensed "lap dance club" charged with prostitution

    3 CommentsPosted by Chris Spags under weird news
    When I think of a reputable place filled with classy people, I think of an unlicensed strip club in a dark alleyway of Manhattan. So you can imagine my shock when the owner of such an establishment was charged with prostitution.A lawyer who operated a New York City lap dance club has been indicted on charges of promoting prostitution and laundering money.Prosecutors say 52-year-old Louis Po ...more.
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