Dogs are adorable, what with their tails and furry little faces and love of artery clogging meats befitting a fat Midwestern man. But, according to a Canadian study, a trend is emerging that more and more people are naming their pets with human names, which is just ridiculous and needs to be stopped. ...more.

You may think that it sucks how, in your relationship, your girlfriend refuses to have sex with you on a regular basis since the flame has softened a bit. But you know what'd be even worse? If she sleepwalked into sex with strangers AND didn't sleep with you. Yes, this actually happened. ...more.

You now how short people get shat on everywhere, including in terms of getting choice selection of a mate and/or the mediocre entry level jobs at the chocolate factory (sorry Oompa Loompas, but I don't see you getting promoted to District Manager any time soon). Well now a new study says there's SCIENCE to back up the fact that, yes, tall people are better than you. ...more.

Hooray for gender equality! According to new statistics, women are committing as much domestic violence as men. Best part of this quote: How the female commissioner of the Department of Public Safety almost seems proud of women's advancement in the field of husband beatings. ...more.

As poets Blink 182 once opined, "Work sucks, I know." But one possible solution that's been suggested has been a shift to a four day work week. And now there's statistical proof that it works, according to a test run of state employees in Utah. Feel free to bring this post into your boss's office with a lot of angry pointing and gesturing. ...more.

Are you a concerned parent? With whorishness on the rise amongst kids, you should be. Fortunately, there's a solution...stuff your kids full of breakfast food. ...more.

A new study says that 1 out of 10 teens has posted a nude photo of themselves online. An informal study I just crafted says that 9 out of 10 teens need to stop being such prudes. ...more.

It's pretty satisfying to have a psychologist provide some sort of research evidence to back up the claims I've been drunkenly springing on girls for a decade...that being that unprotected sex will indeed make us all much happier. ...more.

Art is totally subjective, but receiving a buttload (lolpuns) of money to study the female derrière seems a bit pointless. Sexy, but pointless....more.

If you're like me, you assume women are lying whores in most scenarios. But usually there's no scientific research to back that up...until now, where an Australian study reveals that 95% of suspected date rape victims may not have been as drugged as they thought....more.

Harvard is opening a lab to study dogs' brains and memories in the hopes of better understanding the human mind. Spoiler alert: This research is going to yield a whole lot about Snausages.Studying a species known to chase its own tail may seem an unlikely way to better understand the human mind. But scientists at Harvard University's new Canine Cognition Lab hope to gain insight into more than ...more.

...and perform a social experiment! ABC News sent two actors into a sports bar to play a gay couple along with another actor playing a homophobe. And the resulting video was actually really interesting.I tend to think gay people should do whatever. I mean when I see a couple gay guys making out and holding hands, the heterosexual in me goes, "Yeah, that is not at all delicious," but why the ...more.

I'm so f'ing sick of the whole "Cougars on the prowl" nonsense for old ladies with withering vaginas f'ing young guys like it's a regular occurrence, so it's great news to see this article that debunks the myth. Turns out young men...not so interested in actually dating old bitches....more.

A big blow was dealt today to lovers of big butts who find themselves incapable of lying: Turns out your teens listening to songs with sexual references are more likely to do the freaky nasty with likeminded teens....more.